FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

I wish i had the balls to say "what the * are you looking at" as i walked by them.

But im too nice.

 

[74561347]

go back and do it now

or set them on fire, fire solves all problems

 

[Shell]

go back and do it now

or set them on fire, fire solves all problems

They were gone when I went back to the car.

 

[74561347]

youll get them next time

 

[Shell]

I sense. Srcsm

 

[Shell]

Which is fine.. i usually got sarcasm coming out my ass..

 

[74561347]

no sarcasm

i was legally allowed to run down people in my car who annoyed me nobody would be safe

 

[Shell]

no sarcasm

i was legally allowed to run down people in my car who annoyed me nobody would be safe

I could have run down my former Principal.

No jokes.

 

[Shell]

Was so tempting. He was like- right there in front of my car.

 

[74561347]

what did he do

 

[Kram]

Was so tempting. He was like- right there in front of my car.

 

[Shell]

what did he do

Nah nothing he was ok.

It's a fantasy tho isnt it- to kill your boss.

 

[Shell]

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"Donuts!! I got donuts!!!"

 

[Shell]

Was so tempting. He was like- right there in front of my car.

And btw fwiw ^^ I dont just mean he was in front of my car in the school car park lol.


It was at a shopping centre car park, completely random.

 

[74561347]

yeah you probably should have done it then faked a seizure so you can say it was an accident

 

[Shell]

Only 4. more. jobs. to apply. for.

 

[Shell]

Give me a funny ridiculous job to look up and apply for...

Im bored just applying for all these boring admin ones

 

[Shell]

What would stripper come under?

Sport and Rec?

 

[Kram]

Give me a funny ridiculous job to look up and apply for...

Im bored just applying for all these boring admin ones

Latex salesperson.

 

[74561347]

under the adult industry workers tax information -

'You can claim a tax deduction for the cost of classes you take to maintain your existing dance skills or to learn
new dance skills'

seems like a win win

 

[Shell]

Latex salesperson.

I'd rather work with bras.

You got the straps... the cups..and the hooks.

I'm fascinated.

 

[Shell]

Latex salesperson.

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[74561347]

I'd rather work with bras.

You got the straps... the cups..and the hooks.

I'm fascinated.

strippers have that covered too

You can only claim a deduction for the cost of clothing you use solely for earning income, including costumes
and lingerie. You cannot claim a deduction for items such as dresses, skirts, blouses, trousers, shirts and shoes
for everyday use

 

[74561347]

i thought you had a new job, why are you looking for another?

 

[Shell]

i thought you had a new job, why are you looking for another?

Because Dan Andrews says I have to until I start