FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Kram]

I went for a walk this afternoon. The sun was nice.

I nearly got attacked multiple times by these birds. I had to duck and weave. I think they're corellas.

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Correllas.. flock in massive numbers like 200+, they do so much damage stripping trees, digging holes everywhere in the oval.. so noisy as well.

They are actually classified as a pest here because they aren't native to the area. Shire ocassionally culls them with shooters. Dont like seeing any animal get killed but they are such a pest. In summer I reckon it was at least an hour or 2 work for each us a day cleaning up their damage.

 

[Kram]

These are the only good birds:

• ducks
• rainbow lorikeets
• pelicans
• swans

Thats about it. The rest can and should be shot on sight.

I showed this to the goose down the park this and he honked he was really pissed.

 

[Shell]

GOOD FOR THE GOOSE

 

[Shell]

Geese are feral.

 

[Shell]

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Correct

 

[Shell]

Aw the pub are playing the Beach Boys now

 

[Shell]

Kokomo

And now God Only knows

 

[Shell]

I like the one about the sail boat

 

[Shell]

Sloop John B

 

[Shell]

Aw no more Beach Boys.

Bryan Adams

 

[Shell]

I'm so glad I forgot my glasses

 

[Shell]

So I can't see St Kilda v Bulldogs

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

**** me my eyes are so bad

 

[Shell]

I'm sitting in the middle of the room but the bar is so blurry to me

 

[Kram]

Can't you squint your way down to 20/30 vision.

 

[Kram]

Crows are kind of enemies with chooks owners stealing eggs but I admire their intelligence.

Galahs are dumb af but I find them funny and have lovely colours.

 

[Shell]

Can't you squint your way down to 20/30 vision.

Probably

 

[Shell]

That gives you a headache tho

 

[Kram]

Crows sit on the highway eating roadkill but troll you by casually jumping out of the way at the last moment.

Galahs sit on the highway eating wheat spilt from trucks but just get mowed down by traffic.

 

[Kram]

Probably

 

[IKnowtheDog]

its not enough to enjoy turkish delight, everyone else has to enjoy it while i get it all

 

[Kram]

What is that from.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

What is that from.

That is from the 1970's cartoon version of Lion, Witch & the Wardrobe.

 

[Kram]

'Shirley'? Is that your name, then? 'Shirley'?