FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Shell]

His parents would be so proud

 

[Voula]

2017 US toymaker Mattel releases 15 new body types for their Ken doll, including one with a quiz time WHAT?

Um penis???

 

[Voula]

2017 US toymaker Mattel releases 15 new body types for their Ken doll, including one with a quiz time WHAT?

Ok serious answer.

A 6 pack?
Muscles not beer!

 

[Shell]

Think "higher up"

 

[74561347]

74561347 you got any lovely male friends you can set me up with who have a mobile phone and arent afraid to use it

My male friends are either taken or aren't taken for a very good reason

 

[Shell]

Well Im just screwed. And not screwed at the same time

 

[HomerThompson]

Think "higher up"

A longer penis?

 

[74561347]

Well Im just screwed. And not screwed at the same time

Dress slutty and go out tonight

 

[HomerThompson]

Think "higher up"

A mullet?

 

[HomerThompson]

Think "higher up"

Chest hair?

 

[Shell]

A mullet?

Closer.

No

 

[Shell]

Dress slutty and go out tonight

I could go out dry humping a bar stool, men still would neither look at me or approach me.

 

[Shell]

It's a gift.. im the man repeller

 

[74561347]

I could go out dry humping a bar stool, men still would neither look at me or approach me.

 

[HomerThompson]

Closer.

No

A hat!

 

[74561347]

Closer.

No

A Hitler moustache?

 

[Voula]

Think "higher up"

Man Bun?

 

[Shell]

Man Bun?

ding ding ding

 

[Shell]

A ****en hipster man bun

 

[Kram]

Melbourne FC has the best footy song. It's actually good to sing as well.

 

[Shell]

Random comment of the day goes to..

 

[Shell]

I cant wait till this crappy day is over

 

[Kram]

It came up on YT.

 

[Shell]

Not premium You tube?

 

[Shell]

That's a shame