FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Shell]

When I was in Sydney I did a motorcycle tour of Sydney which included Bondi. That would have been awesome except for one thing. The guy would not shut up. I just wanted to chill and take in the sights but this dickhead wouldn't stop yelling. (Because when you're on a motorcycle you can't talk, you have to yell to be heard)

It pretty much ruined the tour

 

[Voula]

You are close tho. Book is in the word

Comic book

 

[Catfish Alley]

I think I’ve been to Sydney about 5 times and never been to Bondi. Might have driven past it.

 

[Shell]

Why didn't they offer surfing lessons as an activity

 

[Shell]

"They've toned down the gift boxes this time there's no handcuffs, whips or chains"

 

[Shell]

How Luke says that with a straight face..

 

[Voula]

I had no idea anyone else watched that. That was a good reality show. MKR can go and get ****ed

It was great because it wasn't just about the cooking. I remember it was state v state and I think only the winner got to keep the restaurant? One year the Vic couple had their restaurant in Fitzroy St near the St Kilda Esplanade.

 

[Shell]

Oh this is where they almost gas everyone cooking dinner

 

[Shell]

Cause it's a new oven and there's plastic in it or something

 

[Voula]

I could not sew a hole in a sock if my life depended on it.


I could take them to my mum to get sewn tho

Buttons and holes are my limit. If I have to turn up a pant's hem, then it's definitely Mum!!

 

[Voula]

I was gonna say this. I would totally waste money and get a new pair. Can’t sew at all. I can iron but I’m terrible at it and wastes my day. Have just taken shirts to dry cleaners for years.

The socks were just ones I wear indoors.

Ironing sucks. I don't mind doing shirts.

 

[Shell]

Idiots should have looked inside the oven.

 

[Shell]

You do that anyway wth! New oven or no new oven. You check the baking trays inside

 

[Shell]

Sorry the chef ****ed up there, that's on her

 

[HomerThompson]

You are close tho. Book is in the word

Guinness' Book of Records?

 

[Shell]

I'd give this house overall a 7.

One point deducted for the oven
One point deducted for Bondi
One point deducted for tackiness

 

[Shell]

Scoring time.. love this

 

[Shell]

Lol they don't understand new sheets have to be washed first

 

[Shell]

Guinness' Book of Records?

Comic book

 

[Shell]

The jury scores v Expert
Value for money: 8/8

 

[Shell]

Location. Go -5

 

[Shell]

Location: 7/9

 

[Shell]

Night's sleep: 5

 

[Shell]

Expert scores changes made: 8

 

[Shell]

The house: 5