FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Shell]

They should be in FBI field agent shape.. am picturing that opening scene in SOTL

 

[Shell]

Im bored.. at my parents but am taking my dinner home. Not hungry. Gotta hang around here for another hour at least

 

[74561347]

"Approximately 6 years ago, a deputy in the Washington County Sheriff’s department in Oregon was so overweight, the man in his custody was able to push him over and escape, despite being handcuffed, by dashing out of the courthouse and onto a city train that stops almost directly in front of the building.

The other deputies were also unable to react in time due to their status of also being overweight.

The man was caught not long after; in a statement, he said it was an easy escape: “It was like tipping a cow.”

 

[Shell]

That cannot be real

 

[74561347]

no wonder they just shoot everyone its easier than running

 

[Shell]

Tbf i think they only kill black people

 

[Shell]

Or the odd white person who gets in the wrong place at the wrong time. Like that poor Aussie woman.

 

[74561347]

or anyone unlucky enough to be in front of them in line at the cheesecake shop

 

[Shell]

*Krispy Kreme

 

[Shell]

Cant believe that stupid son of a bitch who killed that woman. Lady reports a potential rape in the back alley. Approaches them in her dressing gown. Police shoots and kills her.


****ing joke, hope he burns in hell.

 

[Shell]

Moral of the story. Mind your own ****ing business in the USA.

 

[74561347]

average american police officer

 

[Shell]

Pretty much

 

[Shell]

Right im heading home

 

[Shell]

Home

 

[Shell]

Oh Winter games are on soon?

 

[Shell]

What?!? A year. Jfc calm down channel nine news

 

[Shell]

It's a monopoly that wog tablecloth market..

 

[74561347]

For decades, the avocado industry has secretly collaborated with tech giants to build a global mind-control grid using electromagnetic frequencies hidden inside avocados.

Proof​

1. The Sudden Avocado Boom: Avocados went from a niche food to a global obsession seemingly overnight. Why? Because their molecular structure is uniquely suited to absorb and amplify 5G signals. When consumed, these signals penetrate the brain, subtly influencing consumer behavior and political opinions.
2. Big Tech’s Hidden Investments: Companies like Google and Amazon have quietly funneled billions into "agro-technology partnerships." What they don’t tell you? These "partnerships" fund avocado farms strategically planted near major data centers to boost the mind-control network.
3. Suspicious Celebrity Endorsements: Celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow and influencers on TikTok have aggressively promoted avocado toast. Are they just health-conscious? Or are they paid agents of the avocado-industrial complex pushing people to consume more of the brain-hacking fruit?
4. Avocado Pit Surveillance: The pits are actually miniature data-gathering nodes. When you throw them away, they’re collected by municipal waste systems connected to clandestine AI servers that monitor your avocado consumption patterns and emotional responses.
5. The Green Revolution Conspiracy: The rise of avocado-based skincare products isn’t just about "natural beauty"—it’s designed to coat your skin in nano-conductive avocado oil, turning your body into a living antenna for 5G mind-control frequencies.

​

The ultimate goal? To make avocados indispensable in the human diet and trigger the Great Guac Dependence, where humanity becomes enslaved to the fruit and its frequency-driven influence.

Wake up, sheeple.

 

[Chicago1]

Not only THREE episodes of Home and Away tonight, but the theme song is back at the start! "Closer each day... home and away."

My heart is full.

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[Shell]

I hate avocados

 

[Kram]

I bet the cops on home and away are always ripped.

 

[Shell]

Celeb is so boring

 

[Chicago1]

average american police officer

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My brother is a retired sheriff of 18 years from Northern Arizona. He's three years older(75) than me. He was a cop for about 40 years total. He never looked like that. Even now, he's in good shape, much better than me. He got my mother's side of the family hair genes and is bald, but wears a toupee. My only saving grace is that I have my father's full set of hair at 72, even though his was black and greyish, whereas mine is light brown and a bit whitish. One woman here in my retirement village loves to touch my hair. I sometimes feel violated, but I've just gotten used to it. [emoji846]

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[Shell]

Meh gym not happening this morning