FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[74561347]

Had already driven there

Can't you read

Don't kick sand on my fire!

 

[Shell]

It's all good I'm home

 

[Shell]

Also had their been a booze bus set up (which yes, there has been in the past the exact spot I parked) I would have just turned around and gone to the gym for a couple hours

 

[Shell]

So sick shit cops. Can't penalize someone or breathalyze someone unless they put their key in the ignition

 

[Shell]

That sounds dirty

 

[74561347]

So sick shit cops. Can't penalize someone or breathalyze someone unless they put their key in the ignition

There are certain circumstances in victoria where you can be breath tested hours after you've been driving a vehicle, or even if you are nowhere near your car. If you refuse you will still lose your license

 

[Shell]

There are certain circumstances in victoria where you can be breath tested hours after you've been driving a vehicle, or even if you are nowhere near your car. If you refuse you will still lose your license

Bullshit

 

[Shell]

But I was zero when I drove the car to that spot. It's only afterwards I drank the beer

 

[Shell]

*and the car was parked in an all day zone

 

[74561347]

Bullshit

For example you can breath tested up to 3 hours after an accident. Plenty of people have had an accident, got home, then had a couple of drinks. Cops can turn up at your door and breath test you, then they blew over.

Refusal to provide a breath test is 2 year loss of license regardless of your BAC

 

[Shell]

I'll keep that in mind if I ever drink, get in an accident, go home, and drink some more

 

[74561347]

You could be sober at the time of the accident, go home, drink then get done for drink driving if you blow over 2 hours later

 

[74561347]

This is a real book on amazon



"This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on sentient mac and cheese action and living lesbian meal love."

 

[Shell]

 

[74561347]

ok this shit is just getting started

welcome to the gloriousness of Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides



"This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient library card action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and archived knowledge love."

 

[Shell]

Lol Mr Bean

 

[Shell]

I taped it, will watch it another time

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

ok this shit is just getting started

welcome to the gloriousness of Pounded In The Butt By My Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherworldly But In Reality Is Just A Natural Part Of The Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides

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"This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on gay sentient library card action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and archived knowledge love."

Is that the author on the front cover?

 

[74561347]

Is that the author on the front cover?

when i read those titles its not exactly what came to mind

 

[Shell]

when i read those titles its not exactly what came to mind

Good for you

 

[74561347]

all by the same author -

Pounded By This Expanded Bike Lane Which Is An Important Solution When Creating A City That’s Less Dependent On Cars

Space Raptor Butt Invasion

Not Pounded By The Physical Manifestation Of Someone Else's Doubt In My Place On The Autism Spectrum Because Denying Someone's Personal Journey And Identity Like That Is Incredibly Rude So No Thanks

My Pool Gets Me Wet in a Completely Platonic Way and Now We Are Close Friends

Not Pounded by Bi Erasure Because My Current Hetero-Presenting Relationship Does Not Invalidate My Queerness

Not Pounded By Stress Because I Took Some Time For Myself Which Is Perfectly Reasonable And Your Job Should Heck Off If They Give You A Hard Time About It

The Banana In My Butt Is A Handsome Lifeguard

This Pumpkin Spice Latte Gets Me Off In A Fun And Sincere Way Because It’s Okay For People To Enjoy Popular Things Without Being Shamed For The Perceived “Basicness” Of Their Beverage Choices

Absolutely No Thoughts Of Pounding During My Fun Day With This Kind T-Rex Because I'm Aromantic And Asexual And That's A Wonderfully Valid Way Of Proving Love Is Real

My Sleep Paralysis Demon Is Actually Pretty Hot And She's Great At Oral


im not sure whats going on but this has surely got to be a joke of some kind

 

[IKnowtheDog]

There was funny erotic fiction during Covid-19

 

[Shell]

News time . Should fst fwd thru 75% of it

 

[Shell]

Lol suck my ass Labor