FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Kram]

For my birthday I want a boat

 

[Kram]

The mast had termites.

 

[Kram]

Why would a motorboat have a mast?

 

[Shell]

BF is so dead

 

[Shell]

And I'm bored

 

[Voula]

Like 9/11

You reckon if it happened 9/12.. doesn't have the same ring to it tbh

And for us it's 11/9 and that doesn't sound right either.

 

[Voula]

What's everyone doing today on this beautiful cool day

Going to my cousin's baby shower.

 

[Shell]

Going to my cousin's baby shower.

You have my sympathies

 

[Shell]

Oh man. Something is really weird with my eyes

 

[Voula]

Watching Gogglebox watch MAFS...

So that dick punched a wall because she slept with a rapper before they were "married ".

That blonde one is always crying. That's all I see in the ads.

Haha they went to Nandos .

 

[Kram]

You have my sympathies

First thing I thought..

 

[Kram]

 

[Voula]

Watching pr0n with your brother.


Yay or nay

Definitely NAY!!!

 

[Voula]

You have my sympathies

It should be fine .

We had to send baby photos of ourselves so there'll probably be a guessing game. I sent a photo of me in the bath. I don't think it looks like me so it will be interesting if anyone guesses correctly.

 

[Shell]

Definitely NAY!!!

I know.

How good was goggle during that segment

 

[Shell]

Watching Gogglebox watch MAFS...

So that dick punched a wall because she slept with a rapper before they were "married ".

That blonde one is always crying. That's all I see in the ads.

Haha they went to Nandos .

Paul is a ****ing nutter

So stupid to get mad over that

 

[Shell]

Huge Red flag

 

[Shell]

Oh man. Something is really weird with my eyes

Floater.

****. Floaters

 

[HomerThompson]

Like 9/11

You reckon if it happened 9/12.. doesn't have the same ring to it tbh

Only in Springfield

 

[Voula]

Presents wrapped
Card written
Hair straightened
Clothes ironed

After lunch just have to finish styling hair, do makeup and get dressed.

Oh shit and I have to pack my "good" bag. Should have done that earlier.

 

[HomerThompson]

Presents wrapped [emoji736]
Card written [emoji736]
Hair straightened [emoji736]
Clothes ironed [emoji736]

After lunch just have to finish styling hair, do makeup and get dressed.

Oh shit and I have to pack my "good" bag. Should have done that earlier.

All set for 94's fake birthday [emoji106]

 

[Shell]

Chilling. In restaurant. With beer

 

[Shell]

And almost spilt it

 

[Shell]

And I ordered food I wasn't going to order

 

[Shell]

Calamari entree