FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Shell]

If i was in charge you would

 

[74561347]

If i was in charge you would

Well hurry up and get in charge

 

[Shell]

Im not in charge. im barely above the students level tbh

 

[Shell]

I wish i could be principal for a day/week


**** things would liven up around here

 

[74561347]

I would replace all the cheapskate toilet paper that may as well be transparent and is so thin you end up fingering your own arseh*le when you wipe with the good stuff

 

[74561347]

I can say arse
I can say hole

Why the f**k would they censor the 'o' in arseh*le

It's like church day care in here

 

[Voula]

Abc news do we really need 15 minutes of boring sea footage of the astronauts.

Well they were stuck in space for 9 months. (Can you imagine if something happened to them on the way back to earth? )

 

[Shell]

TP here is ok.

I'd change more important stuff. Like everyone needs to bow when i enter the room. Or if im already in the room, still bow

 

[74561347]

TP here is ok.

I'd change more important stuff. Like everyone needs to bow when i enter the room. Or if im already in the room, still bow

If I put the good toilet paper in people would bow to me without being told

 

[Shell]

If I put the good toilet paper in people would bow to me without being told

Nah. ppl need to kiss your hand like the Godfather

 

[Shell]

*or the ring was it

 

[74561347]

Dunno, i haven't seen it

 

[74561347]

I could watch Freddy got fingered twice in the time it would take me to watch the godfather

 

[HomerThompson]

Nah. ppl need to kiss your hand like the Godfather

*or the ring was it

Either way you'll need to confident about the TP

 

[Shell]

Dunno, i haven't seen it

get out

 

[Shell]

Either way you'll need to confident about the TP

nah more. washing hands

 

[Shell]

ok im going

 

[IKnowtheDog]

I wish i could be principal for a day/week


**** things would liven up around here

 

[Shell]

I CAN SEE MOTHER ****ERS

 

[Shell]

These glasses are so ****ing good

 

[Shell]

I would be the opposite of Flanders

 

[Shell]

Now listen up you little FREAKS

Would be my opening line. To the staff

 

[Shell]

Home

 

[Shell]

Ah

 

[Shell]

Watching last nights news.

Stfu greens. Hippies