FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Kram]

Was in Horsham went to have dinner at the local pub. First tho he went to the toilet and so he walks in. As he is the chef is walking out. Of a cubicle.

Walks straight out

 

[Kram]

Could've been bs but a guy I worked with years ago reckoned he took this light down working in a kitchen and all this dust and crap blew off the top of it and some of I went into the soup cooking. Told the chef and he just shrugged his shoulders and stirred it lol.

 

[Kram]

Then his apprentice goes, wait where? I eat there all the time!

 

[Shell]

The guy just walked out of the place. Didn't tell the manager. I would have told the manager. That's so disgusting

 

[Shell]

There would be alot of gross stuff happening in kitchens. I suppose ignorance is bliss

 

[Kram]

There would be alot of gross stuff happening in kitchens. I suppose ignorance is bliss

I always prefer places where you can see into the kitchen...

 

[Kram]

Oh this is a 100% legit one because it was from a mate that would tell the truth. He said he dropped a cooked chicken on the foor at CT. Went to throw it in the bin and the manager said what are you doing? And made him just put it back..

 

[Kram]

Obviously believed in the 3 second rule lol.

 

[Shell]

Oh this is a 100% legit one because it was from a mate that would tell the truth. He said he dropped a cooked chicken on the foor at CT. Went to throw it in the bin and the manager said what are you doing? And made him just put it back..

There's not enough time for the germs to cling on. And for any that did, they don't know what's going on

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

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People say Jerry isn't a good actor. I call bullshit. He's terrific look at the faces he pulls

 

[Kram]

People say Jerry isn't a good actor. I call bullshit. He's terrific look at the faces he pulls

Was just gonna say that.

Basically just playing a version of himself would be way easier and maybe a bit hit and miss but he does show some great comedic ability.

 

[Shell]

He has to be more the straight man. But he's still piss funny which is very hard to do

 

[Shell]

Aaaah I'm lazy. Did the car it's looking pretty good

 

[Shell]

The interior needs doing but bad. And.. there's nowhere to plug in a vacuum unless I ask a neighbour

 

[Shell]

What is the most you would pay to have dinner with someone

 

[Shell]

Pfft. Ppl can pay ME or pay for my dinner

My answer to that question is nothing mate

 

[Shell]

Having dinner with Hitler would be interesting tho

 

[Shell]

See my mind goes to the evil people. They'd probably be more interesting than Brad Pitt

 

[Shell]

Ah I can't wait til Monday now

 

[Shell]

Hurry up Monday

 

[Shell]

BF

 

[Shell]

Is

 

[Shell]

So dead

 

[Shell]

I'm bored