FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Voula]

It makes me sad that when my parents die I will probably have to sell the holiday house.

How the **** am i meant to afford the land tax on my wage?

And its like a tiny house, non renno'd its not like its worth much at all.

It would be worth the value of the land it's on, basically.

These are the Land Tax Rates:

< $50,000	Nil
$50,000 to < $100,000	$500
$100,000 to < $300,000	$975
$300,000 to < $600,000	$1350 + 0.3% of amount > $300,000
$600,000 to < $1,000,000	$2250 + 0.6% of amount > $600,000
$1,000,000 to < $1,800,000	$4,650 + 0.9% of amount > $1,000,000
$1,800,000 to < $3,000,000	$11,850 + 1.65% of amount > $1,800,000
$3,000,000 and over	$31,650 + 2.65% of amount > $3,000,000

 

[Shell]

I should trash the place, make it even worse so the value goes down

 

[Shell]

I could afford $1000-maybe $4000/$5000 MAX

 

[Voula]

Either that or build a rocket ship out of cardboard boxes like the pp kids.

The rocket that Australia was meant to launch today has been delayed.

 

[Shell]

I might need to go to the toilet again for 20 minutes...

 

[Shell]

And back...

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

Dinner tonight yall?

I'm... a bit undecided tbh

 

[Shell]

The meal I have ready is a Muscle meal + baby spinach salad. And a multigrain roll with greek yogurt.


I'll probably go with that, nice and easy

 

[Shell]

Tomorrow night might go to the pub for a quick drink then get fish and chips.

 

[Shell]

And what is on TV tonight.. the classic Gold Coast v Hawks up in Darwin

 

[Shell]

I think i'll watch Dogs Behaving Badly, and the footy in the ads/background

 

[Shell]

Hey 74561347

 

[Shell]

74561347

 

[Shell]

74561347

 

[Shell]

74561347

 

[Shell]

74561347

 

[Shell]

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/diddys-twisted-cassie-texts-about-leaked-sex-video-revealed/news-story/0cca4769fa0e5129a5b50f2ead36d15d

This guy is seriously whacko

 

[Shell]

“You know we have to have a proper FO [freak-off] WITHOUT NO K [ketamine.] … A successful FO is when we remember.”


Rightio

 

[Shell]

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/sean-diddy-combs-trial-ex-cassie-ventura-to-testify-again-on-day-three/news-story/566d03b79f926d3ccdfe8e799e94fe88

 

[Shell]

She said she had so much sex in the freak offs, which could last days and were often weekly, that she suffered from “burning” urinary tract infections.

Ms Ventura said the UTIs became so frequent she was eventually immune to antibacterial treatments.

The sheer amount of oral sex she performed also left her with sores on her tongues from “friction in her mouth”, Ms Ventura claimed.

 

[Shell]

Oh but his mother and his children are in court supporting the bastard

 

[Shell]

If a family member of mine did this I would ****ing disown them.

I would tear their ****ing head from their neck.

 

[Shell]

74561347 would you participate in a Freak Off?

 

[Shell]

74561347 and if so what would it entail