FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Shell]

I got bored during fourth period

 

[74561347]

Whenever my brother flies to Canberra next

It may be quite cold

You have a car. And if you buy the burger when you get here it won't be cold

Problem solved

 

[Shell]

You have a car. And if you buy the burger when you get here it won't be cold

Problem solved

I'm not driving to ****ing Canberra.

Or flying for that matter

 

[Shell]

I think I can go my whole life not going to Canberra actually

 

[Shell]

Oh no they ripped off those cheers

 

[Shell]

Time to go on an excursion to Compton

 

[74561347]

I think I can go my whole life not going to Canberra actually

Oh no!

Who am I ever going to share all my pr0n and fireworks with

 

[Voula]

Who the hell wants to target a fertility clinic

I thought the clinic might do abortions so that's why they were targeted. But it was an IVF clinic. So maybe they were a religious nutter.

 

[Shell]

I thought the clinic might do abortions so that's why they were targeted. But it was an IVF clinic. So maybe they were a religious nutter.

Yeah I thought abortions too

 

[Shell]

I need a massage.

And a manicure

 

[Voula]

Don't like the MMM commentator

My cousin reads the sports bulletin on MMM on the weekends.

His voice actually sounds good and it's different to what he sounds like in real life.

 

[Voula]

Years ago I posted that I thought Joffa was just an arseh*le and I got piled on by people saying what a great guy he was, his charity work..

How times have changed.

I hate how people use charities to cover up what an arseh*le they are . Eddie McGuire is another example.

 

[Shell]

My cousin reads the sports bulletin on MMM on the weekends.

His voice actually sounds good and it's different to what he sounds like in real life.

A chick I used to work with at Hoyts once popped up on Channel 10 as a reporter on their news

She sounded so different

 

[Shell]

Looked exactly the same tho even with makeup

 

[Shell]

Jesus only 8 points the difference at the Gabba

 

[Shell]

Keep an eye on it in the ads of Bring it On

 

[Voula]

A chick I used to work with at Hoyts once popped up on Channel 10 as a reporter on their news

She sounded so different

They must get training on how to change their voice to be "media friendly".

 

[Voula]

Jesus only 8 points the difference at the Gabba

We have it on. It's a good match.

 

[Voula]

I went to my aunt's party. I'm still not 100% but I wore a mask. My brother didn't go and I didn't want my mum going alone.

I was naughty and had a slice of the birthday cake. It was chocolate with cream.

 

[Shell]

Jans got spirit yes he do. Jans got spirit how about you?

Dude. You just lost

 

[Shell]

K I put the footy on

 

[Shell]

No one will have tipped Melbourne so it doesn't really matter who wins this

 

[Shell]

West Coast by 20

 

[Shell]

Go Dees

 

[Shell]

Oh it's interesting now