FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Shell]

Get 12 and get drunk

Nah I honestly don't want it. Am eating (and drinking) healthy. I'm having family over for dinner next week and doing the right thing, buying the beer. I only want 6

 

[Shell]

I'll just get the 12 and put the other 6 pack away in the back of the pantry

 

[Shell]

Get a big fat cigar and get day drunk on the beach

I have literally never smoked in my entire life. Not cigarettes, vapes, cigars, pipes nothing.

 

[Shell]

Cigars look cool tho.

As opposed to vapes that look ****ing stupid

 

[74561347]

Nah I honestly don't want it. Am eating (and drinking) healthy. I'm having family over for dinner next week and doing the right thing, buying the beer. I only want 6

Me too

I've cut out everything except intravenous drugs, aerosols and unprotected sex with cheap hookers

 

[Shell]

Me too

I've cut out everything except intravenous drugs, aerosols and unprotected sex with cheap hookers

How cheap are cheap hookers these days

 

[Shell]

Per hour rate

 

[Shell]

I know non cheap ones you're looking at $600p/hour.

The really amazing ones it's $800

 

[74561347]

How cheap are cheap hookers these days

Whats this per hour business? I usually get charged per 30 second increments

 

[Shell]

So an $800 hooker would be $6.66 cents for 30 seconds.

Bargain

 

[Shell]

Nooo woman dies after someone fire bombs "the wrong house"

****ing hell, these scumbags

 

[Shell]

So obvs an underworld killing and they've got the wrong person. Jfc

 

[74561347]

So an $800 hooker would be $6.66 cents for 30 seconds.

Bargain

I hope they're good at scrabble because that's what we're doing for the other 59 minutes and 30 seconds

 

[Shell]

I can't stand scrabble I suck at it.

Letters and Numbers, I'm good at the maths not the words am hopeless

 

[Shell]

This match is boring

 

[74561347]

Half an hour more of work yayayayayayayayay

 

[Shell]

This time in 2 weeks time, I'll be thinking the same

 

[Shell]

Need a break from the tennis. RSPCA Animal rescue time

 

[Shell]

Lol cats trapped in a wall. Silly bugger

 

[Shell]

It took you FIVE days to call the RSPCA?!?! Wth.

 

[Kram]

One day back but with Fridays off its already the weekend!

 

[Shell]

Jimmy Bartel- gets a parking ticket for a one hour zone when he was there for 45 minutes.

God they're just dodgy little assholes.

 

[Shell]

This is why I avoid restricted parking at all costs.

There's a car park I know which is totally fine to park there all day on weekends (as opposed to weekdays) and that's where I go. Also park on the roof when I go to shopping centres.

 

[HomerThompson]

Also park on the roof when I go to shopping centres.

If you do that at the Highpoint atrium then you can get your car checked for oil leaks too [emoji106]

 

[Shell]

If you do that at the Highpoint atrium then you can get your car checked for oil leaks too [emoji106]

Is that before or after your car is stolen?