FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Voula]

Watching the highlights now

My brother said that the umpires are still shit. You couldn't get a HTB. And you couldn't kick straight like the Prelim.

 

[Voula]

Where is everyone still asleep

Morning

 

[Shell]

My brother said that the umpires are still shit. You couldn't get a HTB. And you couldn't kick straight like the Prelim.

I saw a goal they got from the umps deep into the 4th what a load of shit. Totally high and in the back to a Geelong defender

 

[Voula]

I have a doctor's appointment today to go over my blood test results. I wonder how long I'll have to wait this time ?

 

[Shell]

Oh definitely. I remember when we were looking around at high schools for me to go to. A relative of my uncle said to my mum "You can afford to send her to private school". She was the definition of a snob. I ended up going to public school .

And that gets passed onto their kids. Years later we were at a family event and I was on the same table as her son and he was crapping on about how those that attend private school are more successful. I responded that I went to public school and that I did alright .

I went to Geelong Grammar once



For a day.

lol. Snobs.

 

[Shell]

The facilities were absolutely gobsmacking tho. Just nuts.

How the other half live ay

 

[Shell]

This is going to sound crazy but the grass. I've never seen grass like i did at Geelong Grammar

 

[Shell]

I have a doctor's appointment today to go over my blood test results. I wonder how long I'll have to wait this time ?

45 minutes

 

[Shell]

Lets see who can get closer to the pin

 

[HomerThompson]

National Pink Shirt Day

Also national pink donut day

 

[Voula]

Ow I just burnt my thumb on the toaster!

 

[Shell]

Ow I just burnt my thumb on the toaster!

wtaf are we the same person. I just burnt my tongue on my coffee

 

[Shell]

I had to spit it back out

 

[Shell]

*that's what she said

 

[Shell]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/football/triple-ms-marty-sheargold-blasted-over-disgusting-matildas-comments/news-story/65082c49f3934240dafffe036fa4f642

 

[Shell]

“They had that wonderful tournament out here where we all fell in love with them, even though they didn’t make the quarters.

“You know what they remind me of? Year 10 girls,” Sheargold continued, as laughter rang out in the background.

“All the infighting and all the friendship issues, ‘the coach hates me and I hate bloody training and Michelle’s being a bitch’.

“Now I’m sorry to undermine the whole sport, but that’s what I think of it so you can stick it up your arse.”

 

[Shell]

I reckon that is classic (if its an accurate comment)

Reminds me of that episode of The Middle and when Sue played for the girls soccer team

 

[Shell]

"I'm not kicking the ball to her"
"Why not?"
"SHE knows why"

 

[Shell]

“We’re 12 months out from Australia hosting the Women’s Asian Cup, so hopefully we have a better runway to improve before that comes around,” he said.

Sheargold responded: “Oh god. The Asian Cup. I’d rather hammer a nail through the head of my penis than watch that,” as a sound affect and more laughs were heard.

“Got any men’s sport?”

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

And I've lost it

 

[Shell]

Oh god. Im crying

 

[Shell]

On that note 74561347

 

[Shell]

I better start work

 

[Kram]

I reckon that is classic (if its an accurate comment)

Reminds me of that episode of The Middle and when Sue played for the girls soccer team

Can't offend the small woke minority though, oh no.