FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

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I am here

All is saved

Hi

 

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I am here

All is saved

Would you rather have an arm for a leg or a leg for an arm?

 

[Shell]

Wtf. Is this guy for real?

Ross: "I did not realise there was only 3 primary colours"

Moron

 

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By Friday: Carlton will have sacked Voss

 

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**** i really hate ppl who you invite to something say yes yes yes im coming. Then 3 days out- no.


Like **** off

 

[Shell]

Its so rude. Just ****ing say no in the first place

 

[Shell]

I am here

All is saved

And then you go.

I see how it is.

 

[Shell]

Dr Nick is more reliable than 74

 

[Voula]

1979 Stormy Daniels [Stephanie Clifford], American pornographic actress, claims had affair with Donald Trump, born in Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Stephanie Clifford just doesn't sound as good does it?

 

[Voula]

Morning

 

[Voula]

What happened to Big Footy last night? Couldn't access it after 11pm. It didn't feel right not reading it in bed last night.

 

[Shell]

What happened to Big Footy last night? Couldn't access it after 11pm. It didn't feel right not reading it in bed last night.

Dunno

 

[Voula]

It was so nice sleeping under the doona.

 

[Shell]

Lol i was still under a sheet

 

[Shell]

JUST managed not to turn on my fan for once tho

 

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Dr Nick is more reliable than 74

It's Monday morning, I have a whole pile of nothing built up at work to do

 

[Shell]

It's Monday morning, I have a whole pile of nothing built up at work to do

Have a Guinness

 

[Shell]

If someone confronts you about it just say you have to- St Pats day

 

[Shell]

So the government has hit a new low. Just when you think they cannot sink lower the dumb pricks

 

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Allan government urged to close legal loophole that cuts prison time for violent offenders​

Families of some of the state’s most high-profile victims of violence want murderers and rapists to be stripped of a controversial prison perk that can shave more than a year off their minimum sentences.



Srsly. Go **** yourselves. Should be ashamed of yourself.

 

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Families of some of the state’s most high profile victims want violent offenders to be stripped of the controversial prison perk after their loved ones’ killers were granted up to 14 months off their sentences.

Prisoners can receive up to four “emergency management days” or EMDs for every day that there is an emergency or disruption in jail.

Government figures show that between just July 2020 and June 2022 convicted criminals had more than 1000 years – 367,684 days – wiped off the sentences.

What about emergency management days for their victims?

Oh wait. They're dead. Or significantly traumatized.

**** yall. Disgraceful

 

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The Herald Sun can reveal Celeste Manno’s killer, who broke into her Mernda home and stabbed her to death in 2020, received more than 11 weeks – 79 days – off his prison sentence due to lockdowns while he was in custody.

Celeste’s mother, Aggie Di Mauro, said she was “furious” to learn his sentence had been reduced.

“Here I am fighting for mandatory life sentences for murderers, and we’ve got a government that’s allowing them days off their sentences because of the hardship they experienced during lockdown,” she said.


I swear. Some mafia underworld dude just take this skid mark out. Please. I'll pay.

 

[Kram]

Happy St Patrick's Day

I was wondering why the abc's flog weatherman was wearing a horrendous lime green shirt.