FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Chicago1]

Hey Shell Adam Looking for Eve is on Viceland at 10:10 tonight. Remember, that's the one with the participants naked! Imagine MAFS using that format!

 

[Chicago1]

I am on 56k

I made about the same in my last year of teaching - 1999. I wonder how much I'd be making now after 50 years.

Looks like $118k.

I used to receive an extra stipend when I was a Year Level Coordinator. Might have been $2k or so. I also received extra periods free. That meant much more.

 

[Kram]

How much per year

I only work 4 days but pro rata I think it might have been 63k+

Mum as an education assistant got slightly more but she was level 3. Shorter hours and extra holidays though of course.

 

[Shell]

Seinfeld ep where Kramer has the kennel cough

 

[Shell]

He's a bad breaker upper

 

[Shell]

Think about it Jerry, to be stab worthy it's kind of a compliment

 

[Shell]

51 people died?! That's it? That's no tragedy

 

[Kram]

I wish I could a fly on the wall for the performance meeting with the old guy I work with.

Legit I reckon it would be something like Keith's from The Office lol.

 

[Kram]

Ok, if 'don't know' wasn't there what would you put?

What are the options?

 

[Shell]

Ok. See you around. Big head

 

[Kram]

Do you remember the question?

No.

 

[Shell]

THATS NOT A BOOTH. I DIDNT TRAVEL ALL THE WAY FROM QUEENS TO SIT AT A TABLE LIKE THAT

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

I tend to agree with Frank on that one

 

[Kram]

Collingwood v Sydney tonight, not bad.

 

[Shell]

Crease crumple cram, you'll do fine

 

[Kram]

Mum told us a funny story.

Teacher - Would you like to select family studies?

Student with autism - No.
- I don't even know if I want a f@#$ing child.

 

[Shell]

I should get out of bed and make dinner

 

[Shell]

I love kids with autism

They're obviously all different but unlike the stereotype they can take a joke/joke around

 

[Shell]

You just have to know them well first. But I guess you can say that about anyone really

 

[Shell]

Dinner almost ready. Now what to watch. I don't feel like BD. Go with Gogglebox

 

[Shell]

Goggle is hilarious as usual

The Lebbos taking the piss outta each other.
Anastasia hating on Sydney

How the hell did that stupid nerd win Australian Idol

 

[Shell]

Closeish one in Adelaide

 

[Shell]

I have no clue who I tipped. And I can't log into my footy tips account can't remember the password

 

[Shell]

I could log in if I really wanted to change the password but I honestly don't care that much