FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[Shell]

But there's no signal inside

 

[Shell]

Where is everyone

 

[Shell]

Home.

I should not have driven home. I would ha e been over for sure

 

[Shell]

I couldn't get the key in the door

 

[Shell]

News. The chopper crash is first story

 

[Shell]

The mushroom murders could have all been started from a "non invite" to a birthday party. Are you joking

 

[Chicago1]

Mushroom murders? Who would want to kill mushrooms? Well, maybe in a pan with a bit of butter...

I wonder if she used Gordon Ramsay's recipe? I had it at his restaurant in Vegas. I didn't die.

 

[Shell]

It was beef Wellington

 

[Shell]

Shark Tank

 

[Shell]

Wouldn't buy any of these products

 

[Shell]

A cat maze
A guide to cut your hair
An advent calendar for potty training (seriously)
And bandaids for dark skin

 

[Shell]

All rubbish except for the bandaids

 

[Kram]

Where is everyone

Voting and visiting an old bloke I'm mates with.

 

[Shell]

When I was in the beer garden a guy stared at me like he'd never seen a woman before

 

[Shell]

Like **** off idiot. Didn't bother me I just ignored him but other women would be bothered

 

[Shell]

No chance.

Was a massive bogan

 

[Kram]

When I was in the beer garden a guy stared at me like he'd never seen a woman before

Sounds like a couple of blokes I went to school with.

 

[Shell]

Huge.

Shorts and thongs. I don't sleep with men who wear shorts and thongs

 

[Shell]

MDLLA time

 

[Kram]

Thongs at the pub lol. In Melbourne.

Wouldn't even be that common where I live in redneck land.

 

[Voula]

Barwon Water sent an email about keeping showers to 4 minutes. (There's no way I can have a 4 minute shower!).

They've compiled a list of songs you can play that go for 4 minutes.

 

[Shell]

Thongs at the pub lol. In Melbourne.

Wouldn't even be that common where I live in redneck land.

Yeah like footy style shorts. And it is freezing

 

[Shell]

Bogans

 

[Shell]

They're everywhere like rangas

 

[Kram]

There looks like about 5k people at Docklands.