FTA-TV First Dates - Part 7

[HomerThompson]

I was disappointed there wasn't a Bond film in 2007

 

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There's a room here 007

Pretty cool

 

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Well not here I'm at home, at work

 

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Ok I need another coffee

 

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Fresh chicken schnitzel roll being delivered to meeeeeee

 

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A bit later

 

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Ok tv time. Think I'll watch TFB from the other night

 

[HomerThompson]

Fresh chicken schnitzel roll being delivered to meeeeeee

Making those tonight

 

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It's from a local cafe. It's legit the best roll I've had in my life.

 

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If I can hold off I'll save it for my dinner tonight.

Otherwise all I got in the house is pasta.

 

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First the rest of Dogs behaving badly

 

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I reckon getting dogs to stop barking, especially six of them, is going to be very difficult

 

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Ah. He's dividing to conquer

 

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Yep exactly you should turn your back

 

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10 years of barking?! Are you ****ing insane


I would have put down those dogs 9 years ago I'm only joking

 

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Yeah put all those pairs back together in a pack it'll be back on like donkey Kong

 

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Oh wow they're doing it

Spaniels are pretty smart

 

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I house sat for a Springer spaniel a couple times. He was the best dog

 

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Next up a Jack Russel who is really going for people

Biting

 

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What a little arseh*le

 

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One word. Muzzle

 

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Awww no. Her husband walked out the front door and died of a heart attack while he was out.

The dog sat by the door for two months waiting for the husband to come back

Jc. That's so sad

 

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I take back the arseh*le comment. That's so sad

 

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Yeah I knew it. Give the dogs treats, the ones he bites at