First Goal v Great Waste 13th Aug

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Fossie 32

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Oct 6, 2002
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16,348
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Other Teams
Melbourne..VICTORY, Leeds
One point for best weekly banner in the BRWB Banner Award section.
One point each for correct first Bulldogs goal kicker and nearest to margin.
One point for best name for the fixture / 'Cup'.
One point for best next day's Herald Sun back page headline.
One point for nearest to crowd number
One bonus point tipping for exact margin.

Leaderboard
44 pt - Grassman
40 points - Libba39,
27 POINTS - Boyd oh Boyd,
15 pt - Dogwatch,

11pt - MKS70,
10pt - Jeff,
9pt - CHICAGO
7 pt - Struggle,
6 pt - Doggies13, Mike
5pt -

4 points - NBates,
3 pt - 54Bulldog16,
2 points - Fossie, Dogsfan, Ballarat Bulldog,
1 point - DognBones, Darklake, Bulldoge, Brisdog
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Margin section

37 pt - Mike,
36 pt - Libba39,
30 pt - Chicago,
29 points - BoydOBoyd
28 pt - Grassman, Doggies13
26 pt - dogwatch,
19 pt - Dogsfan
18 pt - Jeff,

13 pt - MKS70, Dognbones,
12 pt - Ballarat Bulldog,
9 Pt - Struggle, Fossie
8 pt - 54Bulldog16,
5 pt - Darklake

4 points - BigBonts,
 

Libba39

Norm Smith Medallist
Mar 10, 2008
5,419
6,374
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First goal: Jamarra
Margin: Dogs by 27
Crowd: 16,901

Fixture: The Leon Cameron Two-Faced Gold Edition Twenty Cent Piece

Headline: "Shoe Firmly On The Other Foot" : Dogs Sink Boot into lacklustre GWS in Greene's absence.

Banner:

Is this the end of the rivalry?
It just won't be the same
Without Leon, or Toby
Or Mummy's "tough" game

There will be no eye-gouging
No bizarre coin tosses
No boots to the face
No talk about prelim losses

We're just tired of the orange
And those bandwagon fans
Just for once PLEASE, let us win easy
So we can make finals plans
 

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dogwatch

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Jun 17, 2009
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First goal Jamarra
Crowd 21654
Dogs by 2

Fixture: The Citrus Cup (Oranges v the Lemons)
Headline: The Orange Get Squeezed - Pipped by Zesty Dogs
Banner:
Bevo, we know you're ahead of the pack
You're much smarter than us (cos we know jack)
But there's some round here want to give you the arse
For crazy selections and guarding grass
For wasting the best of Bont's peak years
And going back five - that just sh1ts us to tears
So if nothing you do can restore our belief
Just do us one favour and can Bevo's Brief
 
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Boyd oh Boyd

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Headline: Not All Dogs Go To Heaven, Some Live Another Day'
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Dogs by 48
 

grassman75

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Jun 16, 2008
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Melbourne
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Dogs by 41
22222
West

H/L Grass is Greene-r on the Bulldogs side

In the Jason McCartney has really taken on the GWS persona and gone full Trump Orange with his feathers hair dye

A tale 'bout a man named Grass,
And the events as they came to pass
Yesterday he was flying on Virgin
And had a sudden urgin'
To take off his mask to exhale air
Reader, you may say this isn't fair
What if he was the proud owner
Of the dreaded 'rona?

Our hero landed in Sydney
And if by chance now who did he see
Of course it was them, those 🍊flogs
Heading south to play our Dogs
They boarded the plane he got off
Maybe Grass had left them a cough?

As he watched the jet fly to Vic
Thinking how the GWS might get sick
And how he'd stepped up to bat
Hoping the Giants have +ve RATS
Even if It's only a slim chance at best
He'd done his bit for the mighty West!

*Note, some of these events are actually true, it is up to you dear reader to decide which ones you believe 😜
 

NBates

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_Mike_

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Aug 10, 2009
30,662
28,154
Victoria
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JUH
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GWS by 20

Headline

Apologetic Bevo praises GWS team and blames Bulldogs midfield for loss
 

Fossie 32

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To the tune of The Mighty Quinn.

Bevo's Bingo has landed on two rucks
Some are fine with that, others don't give two hoots
Everybody's melting at three quarter time
But when Bevo unleashes plan B
Everything is gonna work out fine
Give 'em a theme, give 'em a rev
No way we're losing with the Mighty Bev

We love to beat those plastic mugs, to make them taste defeat
But watching grubby Green go round just ain't our cup of meat
Everyone's bitchin' how our finals hopes are slim
But when Bev unleashes his Bingo
Everybody's gonna bow to him
 

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Fossie 32

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First goal to Astro - Struggle, Chicago and Fossie correct
Margin +5 - dogwatch winner
crowd - 18301 - Libba closest with 16,901
Fixture - Libba, dogwatch, Boyd oh Boyd, Grassman
Banner - Libba, dogwatch, Grassman, NBates
HL - Libba, dogwatch, Boyd oh Boyd, Grassman, Mike

Margins

Struggle 61
Boyd oh Boyd 48
Grassman 41
Libba 27 - 1pt
Chicago 17 - 3pt
Fossie 16 - 4pt
dogwatch 2 - 5pt

MKS minus 10 - 2pt

Mike minus 20
Doggies 13 26
 

Fossie 32

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Leaderboard
47 pt - Grassman
44 points - Libba39,
29 POINTS - Boyd oh Boyd,
18 pt - Dogwatch,

11pt - MKS70,
10pt - Jeff, CHICAGO
9pt -
8pt - Struggle,

7 points - Mike
6 pt - Doggies13,
5pt - NBates,

3 pt - Fossie, 54Bulldog16,
2 points - Dogsfan, Ballarat Bulldog,
1 point - DognBones, Darklake, Bulldoge, Brisdog
...............
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Margin section

37 pt - Mike,
37 pt - Libba39,
33 pt - Chicago,
31 pt - dogwatch,

29 points - BoydOBoyd
28 pt - Grassman, Doggies13
19 pt - Dogsfan
18 pt - Jeff,
15 pt - MKS70,

13 pt - Dognbones, Fossie
12 pt - Ballarat Bulldog,
9 Pt - Struggle
8 pt - 54Bulldog16,
5 pt - Darklake

4 points - BigBonts,
 

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