First Goal v Great Waste 13th Aug

[Fossie 32]

One point for best weekly banner in the BRWB Banner Award section.
One point each for correct first Bulldogs goal kicker and nearest to margin.
One point for best name for the fixture / 'Cup'.
One point for best next day's Herald Sun back page headline.
One point for nearest to crowd number
One bonus point tipping for exact margin.

Leaderboard
44 pt - Grassman
40 points - Libba39,
27 POINTS - Boyd oh Boyd,
15 pt - Dogwatch,
11pt - MKS70,
10pt - Jeff,
9pt - CHICAGO
7 pt - Struggle,
6 pt - Doggies13, Mike
5pt -
4 points - NBates,
3 pt - 54Bulldog16,
2 points - Fossie, Dogsfan, Ballarat Bulldog,
1 point - DognBones, Darklake, Bulldoge, Brisdog
...............
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Margin section

37 pt - Mike,
36 pt - Libba39,
30 pt - Chicago,
29 points - BoydOBoyd
28 pt - Grassman, Doggies13
26 pt - dogwatch,
19 pt - Dogsfan
18 pt - Jeff,
13 pt - MKS70, Dognbones,
12 pt - Ballarat Bulldog,
9 Pt - Struggle, Fossie
8 pt - 54Bulldog16,
5 pt - Darklake
4 points - BigBonts,

 

[Libba39]

First goal: Jamarra
Margin: Dogs by 27
Crowd: 16,901

Fixture: The Leon Cameron

Leon Cameron

Age

51

Ht

185cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.2

4star

K

12.4

5star

HB

4.7

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.9

3star

No current season stats available

D

20.8

5star

K

14.4

5star

HB

6.4

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

Two-Faced Gold Edition Twenty Cent Piece

Headline: "Shoe Firmly On The Other Foot" : Dogs Sink Boot into lacklustre GWS in Greene's absence.

Banner:

Is this the end of the rivalry?
It just won't be the same
Without Leon, or Toby
Or Mummy's "tough" game

There will be no eye-gouging
No bizarre coin tosses
No boots to the face
No talk about prelim losses

We're just tired of the orange
And those bandwagon fans
Just for once PLEASE, let us win easy
So we can make finals plans

 

[Fossie 32]

Us by 16
Crowd 25416
First to Astro

 

[dogwatch]

First goal Jamarra
Crowd 21654
Dogs by 2

Fixture: The Citrus Cup (Oranges v the Lemons)
Headline: The Orange Get Squeezed - Pipped by Zesty Dogs
Banner:

Bevo, we know you're ahead of the pack​

You're much smarter than us (cos we know jack)​

But there's some round here want to give you the arse​

For crazy selections and guarding grass​

For wasting the best of Bont's peak years​

And going back five - that just sh1ts us to tears ​

So if nothing you do can restore our belief​

Just do us one favour and can Bevo's Brief​

 

[Struggle]

Dogs by 61
Naughton
22268

 

[Boyd oh Boyd]

The 'Wet Noodle Western' Cup
Headline: Not All Dogs Go To Heaven, Some Live Another Day'
25,481
First goal Weightman
Dogs by 48

 

[grassman75]

Dogs by 41
22222
West

H/L Grass is Greene-r on the Bulldogs side

In the Jason McCartney

Jason Mccartney

Age

50

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.1

3star

HB

3.5

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

No current season stats available

D

10.0

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

3.8

4star

T

0.6

3star

has really taken on the GWS persona and gone full Trump Orange with his feathers hair dye

A tale 'bout a man named Grass,
And the events as they came to pass
Yesterday he was flying on Virgin
And had a sudden urgin'
To take off his mask to exhale air
Reader, you may say this isn't fair
What if he was the proud owner
Of the dreaded 'rona?

Our hero landed in Sydney
And if by chance now who did he see
Of course it was them, those flogs
Heading south to play our Dogs
They boarded the plane he got off
Maybe Grass had left them a cough?

As he watched the jet fly to Vic
Thinking how the GWS might get sick
And how he'd stepped up to bat
Hoping the Giants have +ve RATS
Even if It's only a slim chance at best
He'd done his bit for the mighty West!

*Note, some of these events are actually true, it is up to you dear reader to decide which ones you believe

 

[MKS70]

First goal JUH
GWS by 10
Crowd 25234

 

[NBates]

 

[_Mike_]

JUH
22216
GWS by 20

Headline

Apologetic Bevo praises GWS team and blames Bulldogs midfield for loss

 

[Doggies_13]

Crowd 21016
Dogs by 26
First goal west

 

[Chicago1]

Naughton
23666
Dogs by 17

 

[Fossie 32]

To the tune of The Mighty Quinn.

Bevo's Bingo has landed on two rucks
Some are fine with that, others don't give two hoots
Everybody's melting at three quarter time
But when Bevo unleashes plan B
Everything is gonna work out fine
Give 'em a theme, give 'em a rev
No way we're losing with the Mighty Bev

We love to beat those plastic mugs, to make them taste defeat
But watching grubby Green go round just ain't our cup of meat
Everyone's bitchin' how our finals hopes are slim
But when Bev unleashes his Bingo
Everybody's gonna bow to him

 

[Fossie 32]

Classic

 

[Fossie 32]

First goal to Astro - Struggle, Chicago and Fossie correct
Margin +5 - dogwatch winner
crowd - 18301 - Libba closest with 16,901
Fixture - Libba, dogwatch, Boyd oh Boyd, Grassman
Banner - Libba, dogwatch, Grassman, NBates
HL - Libba, dogwatch, Boyd oh Boyd, Grassman, Mike

Margins

Struggle 61
Boyd oh Boyd 48
Grassman 41
Libba 27 - 1pt
Chicago 17 - 3pt
Fossie 16 - 4pt
dogwatch 2 - 5pt

MKS minus 10 - 2pt
Mike minus 20
Doggies 13 26

 

[Fossie 32]

Leaderboard
47 pt - Grassman
44 points - Libba39,
29 POINTS - Boyd oh Boyd,
18 pt - Dogwatch,
11pt - MKS70,
10pt - Jeff, CHICAGO
9pt -
8pt - Struggle,
7 points - Mike
6 pt - Doggies13,
5pt - NBates,
3 pt - Fossie, 54Bulldog16,
2 points - Dogsfan, Ballarat Bulldog,
1 point - DognBones, Darklake, Bulldoge, Brisdog
...............
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Margin section

37 pt - Mike,
37 pt - Libba39,
33 pt - Chicago,
31 pt - dogwatch,
29 points - BoydOBoyd
28 pt - Grassman, Doggies13
19 pt - Dogsfan
18 pt - Jeff,
15 pt - MKS70,
13 pt - Dognbones, Fossie
12 pt - Ballarat Bulldog,
9 Pt - Struggle
8 pt - 54Bulldog16,
5 pt - Darklake
4 points - BigBonts,