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[Toump Ass]

Bony-eared assfish

 

[Toump Ass]

AKA "Bony-eared Toump Fish"

Pretty thing, too:

 

[Toump Ass]

Looks nothing like a donkey? These fish-naming illuminati are out of their minds.

 

[Proper Gander]

Looks nothing like a donkey? These fish-naming illuminati are out of their minds.

If you blur your eyes it could kind of look like an arseh*le?

I didn’t say this though because Headless would frowned at this kind of conduct. I’ve been hacked

 

[Yakker]

Dart

 

[Proper Gander]

Anchovy

 

[Headless]

If you blur your eyes it could kind of look like an arseh*le?

I didn’t say this though because Headless would frowned at this kind of conduct. I’ve been hacked

What on Earth's great green pastures?

 

[Proper Gander]

What on Earth's great green pastures?

What on earth, Less?

 

[Crimson Azure]

 

[Toump Ass]

I would love to have a slab (and a couple of cheeky lines) with the person who named this bad boy the "Lionfish".

**** looks at that and thinks of a Lion.

 

[Toump Ass]

I would love to have a slab (and a couple of cheeky lines) with the person who named this bad boy the "Lionfish".

**** looks at that and thinks of a Lion.

Personally I would have called it Walter Buchan Fish.
Edit: "Wattie" For short.

 

[Proper Gander]

This is a KILLER thread

Headless

 

[Headless]

Mackerel

Hard to accept that this post slipped through without a like.

 

[Toump Ass]

Hard to accept that this post slipped through without a like.

I missed the start of this thread sorry I'm up to page 2 now. Will definitely keep my peepers peeled for that ripper!!!

 

[Toump Ass]

Pikeminnow eating other pikeminnow. Very funny!

The Pikeminnow was formerly known as the Squawfish; isn't that interesting? There is a precedent where a fish can be renamed.

Might start a gofundme/petition get that Toump Fish canonised.

 

[Crimson Azure]

Pikeminnow eating other pikeminnow. Very funny!

The Pikeminnow was formerly known as the Squawfish; isn't that interesting? There is a precedent where a fish can be renamed.

Might start a gofundme/petition get that Toump Fish canonised.

Toump fish? I’d vote for the Ass fish.

 

[Proper Gander]

Pikeminnow eating other pikeminnow. Very funny!

The Pikeminnow was formerly known as the Squawfish; isn't that interesting? There is a precedent where a fish can be renamed.

Might start a gofundme/petition get that Toump Fish canonised.

How ace is that fish!

To think of all the people that get freaked out when a Seagull eats left over Kentucky Fried Chicken! This guy is honest. I’m hungry and otherwise I don’t care

 

[Proper Gander]

Garfish

 

[Toump Ass]

Garfish

Asked Chatgpt to spit this one out.
Needs more lasagna; If I had my procreate handy I reckon I could do a better one.
I don't care about "copyright restrictions" either, come on.

 

[Scythe]

Barreleye

 

[Proper Gander]

Blue grenadier

 

[Proper Gander]

I reckon I might have a few really good fish up my sleeve

 

[Bluelegs]

I reckon I might have a few really good fish up my sleeve

Your arms must get very smelly.

 

[Proper Gander]

Your arms must get very smelly.

I said “might”

 

[Bluelegs]

I said “might”

Your arms might get very smelly.