Discussion Five reasons to slide into Headless' DMs this off-season

[PMBangers]

FIVE REAONS TO SLIDE INTO HEADLESS' DMS THIS OFF-SEASON

EXPERT CONSULTING
I have been in the Demons' leadership group for a number of seasons and am happy to do what I can in contributing to league decisions, assisting with general leadership tasks, and recruiting.

INTERCHANGE PROWESS
The inaugural HIT Champion and the universally admired greatest interchange player of all time, I am willing to continue playing on the pine to allow other players to play in the "premium" positions. This can assist with player retention.

A CERTAIN INTANGIBLE AURA
Every single season, countless - COUNTLESS - players message me saying they enjoy my posting style. I am, without doubt, one of the league's greatest ever posters and most loved characters. Probably the most loved.

LEGITIMACY
If you're looking to get an expansion bid off the ground, you could do A LOT worse than adding me to your roster.

EXPERIENCE
Few players have played more games of qootball and, as we all know, experience is IMPORTANT when the pressure is on. It's IMPORTANT.


ONE REASON NOT TO

IT'S POINTLESS
I have no interest in leaving the Demons and will probably not reply to your message.

Hello Headless,
You have yet again tickled me with a well humoured post, thank you
Regards
Bangers

 

[PMBangers]

Also Countless would be an excellent parody account for Headless

 

[damicky]

Also Countless would be an excellent parody account for Headless

Yours would be Mash

 

[Tony Lynn 15]

FIVE REAONS TO SLIDE INTO HEADLESS' DMS THIS OFF-SEASON

EXPERT CONSULTING
I have been in the Demons' leadership group for a number of seasons and am happy to do what I can in contributing to league decisions, assisting with general leadership tasks, and recruiting.

INTERCHANGE PROWESS
The inaugural HIT Champion and the universally admired greatest interchange player of all time, I am willing to continue playing on the pine to allow other players to play in the "premium" positions. This can assist with player retention.

A CERTAIN INTANGIBLE AURA
Every single season, countless - COUNTLESS - players message me saying they enjoy my posting style. I am, without doubt, one of the league's greatest ever posters and most loved characters. Probably the most loved.

LEGITIMACY
If you're looking to get an expansion bid off the ground, you could do A LOT worse than adding me to your roster.

EXPERIENCE
Few players have played more games of qootball and, as we all know, experience is IMPORTANT when the pressure is on. It's IMPORTANT.


ONE REASON NOT TO

IT'S POINTLESS
I have no interest in leaving the Demons and will probably not reply to your message.

What about some innocent ******* dick pics?

 

[PMBangers]

Yours would be Mash

It'd actually be 'Vegan Substitute' doofus

 

[sante]

PM sent

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Isn't that what PMBangers does anyway?

I plead the 5th.

 

[Supersuns]

I've thought about it Headless, and I've decided NOT to PM you on this occasion.
Yes, I've decided that.

 

[Headless]

I've thought about it Headless, and I've decided NOT to PM you on this occasion.
Yes, I've decided that.

Please list 800 reasons why.

 

[Supersuns]

Please list 800 reasons why.

I can list 1.


1. I've decided not to.
On this occasion.

 

[damicky]

It'd actually be 'Vegan Substitute' doofus

Doofus … there is a word you don’t hear very often

 

[Headless]

Will ANYBODY slide into my DMs‽

 

[Callums_Guns]

Will ANYBODY slide into my DMs‽

 

[Headless]

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CG, CG, CG.

Might you please explain this for me?

 

[Callums_Guns]

CG, CG, CG.

Might you please explain this for me?

Sure give me 5mins

 

[damicky]

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I had already slid



*Brandon Smith

 

[Headless]

I had already slid



*Brandon Smith

Slide received!

 

[Wosh]

Will ANYBODY slide into my DMs‽

 

[Headless]

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They are high quality t-shirts.

 

[Wosh]

They are high quality t-shirts.

You’ve always said that in DM’s

 

[Supersuns]

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No thanks.

 

[damicky]

No thanks.
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I have some standards

 

[Headless]

~ TALKING POINTS ~

 

[Headless]

The Bombers create a lot of controversy and engagement. Are they the league's greatest posting outfit EVER?

 

[Headless]

We haven't seen expansion in a very long time. There's some flavour for it. Should we see at least one new club AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?