Opinion Five Worst AFL Player Tattoos

[i_need_a_pencil]

Walters and Reimers have the worst IMO. The kind of tattoos that kids buy in little packets from the supermarket, or that tattooist have in their books which aren't unique.

Didn't mind Swans until he good that god awful knuckle tattoo. Just horrible.

 

[Jcpdragonx]

I think Jon Griffin has a large back tattoo but haven't seen it. Anyone got pics?

Cooney's fish and line of Asian letters on his back looks shit. Jones' sleeve is rubbish. Pettard's back looks shit. Rioli's is terrible and makes him look like a tossbag. Can't even look at Masten's tatt.

 

[Frustrated Tiger]

Anyone already mentioned Cloke's fairy wings on his back?
Seriously, a grown man with fairy wings.....lol
(Apologies if already mentioned).

 

[Temploar]

Not a player but.... This guy.

Player wise Brent Macaffer and Aaron Edwards. Seriously guys, Palm trees?

 

[Ryan Hillier]

Michael Walters rivals Kyle Reimers in the shit, random, picked-it-out-of-the-tattoo-handbook category. Lucky he can play.

Yeah, Reimers isn't that lucky though!

 

[radiojake]

Dayne Beams

Australian flag? Get your hand off it, son -

 

[Lucev23]

Can't believe nobody has mentioned Clancee Pearce yet, especially the one on his neck/behind his ear...

 

[Bastians]

Dayne beams' is pretty ordinary. Australian flag, flaming 8ball, a dragon. Think i saw some playing cards on there too.
Honourable mentions to reimers and cloke too.

 

[SizeMatters]

not sure if stated, but Daniel Merrett has 2 blue birds on his upper chest...

 

[Mister_A]

Bob Murphy and his Elvis tatt;

 

[L_W_P]

Bob Murphy and his Elvis tatt;

Keep on ****in' ???

You stay classy Elvis

 

[Howes_That]

Bob Murphy and his Elvis tatt;

Classy Elvis....

 

[Byron_Clanger]

This is Aaron Edwards' back

Why does he have NicNat on his back?

Sorry I had to

 

[buddyruff]

Barry Hall's looks ok. Its clean & not all over the place.

A better thread would have been Five Best Tattoos. There would be a lot less candidates to choose from

 

[Igloo]

Player wise Brent Macaffer and Aaron Edwards. Seriously guys, Palm trees?

One to watch for next year - Tim Membrey emerges

 

[Temploar]

One to watch for next year - Tim Membrey emerges

 

[Donakebab]

One to watch for next year - Tim Membrey emerges

Looks like a child's crayon drawing.

not sure if stated, but Daniel Merrett has 2 blue birds on his upper chest...

I Merret joining a roller derby team?

Malceski's bogan angel/southern cross combo is technically well done, but in reality it's ****in terrible.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Some lols to be had in this thread, but Reimers tatts have to be the shittest in the league... Period!

 

[spotthedog1]

If you reckon Merrett from the Lions is bad - check out Claye Beams... or, worst of all, Ryan Harwood...

Beams' looks like this:

Can't find a remotely good one of Harwood though... If you can zoom this in:

He's at the back right...

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

I mean seriously - WTF. And hes still got this ghey metrosexual haircut that was cool 5 years ago


Another neck tatt. Why???


Dane Swan post retirement

 

[Miqar_Baqfhied]

Reimers probably has all five all sewn up.

Anyone who says Swan or Jones clearly just doesnt like tattoos cause those are quality pieces, as is Clokes.

Chapmans is ordinary, as is Yarrans for mine.

Come again??? Have you seen his back?

Also, Cooneys calf tatt is pretty hideous. Tatts on rangas dont work IMO

 

[raskolnikov]

and justin sherman

for rubbish tattoos

WTF was he thinking? Not very much obviously.

 

[bunsen burner]

rofl

That has to be the lamest tatt I've ever seen.

Colour on sleeevs looks crap

Beams - Colour on sleeve tatts look shit. Redneck Australian flag? Looks crap
Swan - again colour on arms look shit. I'm not a fan of tatts but if you are shallow and need to keep up with the Jones's, then get it all done in black. Buddy's and Mitch Clarke's look way better

Too busy

Nathan Jones, Gram, Aaron Edwards - just looks like smudge
Swan - too many son. Someone needs to introduce Swan to the concept "less is more"

Wrong location

Dustin Martin - neck tattoo? wtf? Will be digging trenches on building sites podt footy
Beams - that shit coming out of his shorts? Just looks like juvie graffiti
Cooney - tatts on legs are just wrong
Swan - knuckles. Just out and out moron shit. Gee he can play but he's a massive try hard of a bloke.

I'm a *** so I got a tramp stamp

Barry Hall, come on down. Lot's of players a decade or so ago had these. leppitsch was another.

The trailer trash "Picture of my kids" tattoo

Paul Chapman
Des Headland

This no doubt is the most bogan tatt you can ever get.

I have an out of date tatt but it won't wash off

Troy Makepeace - those tribal band tatts went out of fashion real quick. Looks totally lamo.

As per usual, Swan racks up the possies but The Sherminator takes the cake. May as well have had a dick tattoo'd on his stomach whilst he was there.

 

[bunsen burner]

Come again??? Have you seen his back?

No but the strong rumour is others have.

 

[Dirtywhirl]

Bryce Retzlaff

One of the lesser known sleeves