Folklore: stories you're not sure about

[Captain Morgan]

One good photo doesn't make someone a goddess, albeit that is a very nice photo.

as I said... 6/10 at best.

95% of BF posters would have a crack if given the chance.

 

[big_e]

Drew Petrie/Buddy as well.

The latter once forced fellatio on a girl in a limousine filled with other players.

Which would be the textbook definition of rape, by the way.

 

[astro1212]

Strange, someone told me Jobe Watson won one

Thats just a myth regarding the 2012 Brownlow.

 

[Rotayjay]

This isn't exactly what the thread is 100% about but I might as well post it. I remember the bombers players playing the Aussie cricket team in a friendly match (of cricket) a good 10-12 years ago and winning. I'm really not sure if this really happened or I just made it up (I was born in 96 so I would've been under 10 I'd say). I googled it but nothing came up. I seem to remember seeing it on tv and reading it online but it's definitely possible that my brain invented this for some reason.

Definitely within the spirit of the thread

 

[00Stinger]

All witnesses would've testified the girl was a groupie, though. I don't know the exact details so there's every chance he just received it in a limousine.

So raping a groupie exonerates him?

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[Ratkins]

So raping a groupie exonerates him?

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This reminds me of a story I heard.

A Swan, a Power and a Heuskes walk into Heaven and walk out $600,000 lighter.

 

[00Stinger]

Well if she was a groupie it's probable she was acting in a sexually suggestive manner towards Franklin, which would satisfy the test for consent and at least downgrade the charge.

By forcing her to perform fellatio on him in front of a group of friends?

That is rape, there is no grey area if that story is correct and the other players are just as ******* guilty

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[Silent Alarm]

Mark Ricciuto is also allegedly very well endowed.

Way back in the very early 90's, like 94 or 95 their was a story where he was excited in the shower and boys being boys started using it and then squirted his yogurt all over Matthew Robran's leg after a win at Footy Park.

Wouldn't '94 or '95 be mid-90s?

 

[00Stinger]

Consent is the primary test to determine whether a sexual act is rape or not. He shoved his dick in the face of a girl he was hooking up with. The prosecutor needs to prove that she didn't consent. Odds would be in favour of the hypothetically accused.

The key word in the original comment was FORCED.

If it was forced it is rape

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[big_e]

Consent is the primary test to determine whether a sexual act is rape or not. He shoved his dick in the face of a girl he was hooking up with. The prosecutor needs to prove that she didn't consent. Odds would be in favour of the hypothetically accused.

Mate, it's indefensible.

If we assume it's true - and I for one hope it's not - just because he was allegedly hooking up with her does not imply that she consented to the act. The phrase "shoved his dick in the face of a girl" should be a big giveaway.

It's indefensible. Best you let it go.

 

[StillAtLarge]

I heard Steve Johnson was on the piss the night before the 07 gf. Any truth to this cat fans?
Always found it a hard one to believe

 

[Ratkins]

Wouldn't '94 or '95 be mid-90s?

Sure, If you bat that way.

 

[GhostofJimJess]

Couple of ancient ones.

Allegedly the early Brisbane Bears players supplemented their income at the newly-formed QLD club by appearing in a number of porno flicks. Whilst I can never testify to having seen any of these myself, I have a close friend who claims that he viewed a former-Cat-turned-Bear in some on-screen action. No existing tapes seem to be around.

Also, I had a friend who was playing for Melbourne in the 1980's who alleges to me that on the 1988 Demons post-season footy trip to Canada, the winner of the club's "Downlow Award" was Steve O'Dwyer. His winning performance? Well, apparently coach at the time John Northey was sitting at a table chatting up a young lady in the casino when the pair were approached by a bow-tie and dinner suit wearing O'Dwyer who asked the young lady if she would like her drink stirred. She replied to the affirmative, prompting the big redheaded ruckman to take her drink, unzip his fly, and use his dong to stir the martini in full view of everyone in the proximity, including his speechless coach.

 

[Toump Ass]

There was a story where he was excited in the shower and boys being boys started using it and then squirted his yogurt all over Matthew Robran's leg after a win at Footy Park.

So you're saying Mark Reccuito was jerked off in the shower by half a football team and he jizzed on another guy.

"it's just boys being boys!"

 

[Infra Ted]

Mark Ricciuto is also allegedly very well endowed.

Way back in the very early 90's, like 94 or 95 their was a story where he was excited in the shower and boys being boys started using it and then squirted his yogurt all over Matthew Robran's leg after a win at Footy Park.

WTF?

 

[Infra Ted]

So you're saying Mark Reccuito was jerked off in the shower by half a football team and he jizzed on another guy.

"it's just boys being boys!"

You really think Roo is gay?

I'm assuming he just didn't explain it well.

 

[Infra Ted]

No. He did it himself. Stop making it sound dirty

You said guys started using 'it'. So now your suggesting he jerked himself off in front of the team and unloaded on one of his teammates?

 

[Infra Ted]

One good photo doesn't make someone a goddess, albeit that is a very nice photo.

as I said... 6/10 at best.

6 is harsh but "godess"? No.

 

[Toump Ass]

No. He did it himself. Stop making it sound dirty

Ahhh ok.

So he wanked himself in front of a bunch of dudes and then came over another (presumably naked) male in the shower.

Still pretty gay.

Edit: totally gay actually.

 

[Sellout Scully]

Adam McPhee caused a decent sized bushfire at draft camp trying to burn his toilet paper.

Edit: earlier said Trent Croad, was actually Adam McPhee.

 

[carnthedons]

Trent Croad caused a decent sized bushfire at draft camp trying to burn his toilet paper.

Adam McPhee did something similar. Nickname was "smokey" for a while

 

[Ratkins]

I'm assuming he just didn't explain it well.

Delete, delete, delete

Must have screwed the story up somehow but it wasn't and didn't sound gay at all.

Not that their is anything wrong with that.

 

[Ratkins]

Ahhh ok.

So he wanked himself in front of a bunch of dudes and then came over another (presumably naked) male in the shower.

Still pretty gay.

Edit: totally gay actually.

Not at all but lets forget the past few posts. Ok.

 

[Aramis]

6 is harsh but "godess"? No.

7 at a push if she's done up

 

[StillAtLarge]

I heard that Ryan Burton didn't get a single 5 vote from the rising star judges despite polling more than 4 times the coaches votes compared to McGrath.
Surely this can't be true?