Here is a thread for all you food obsessed mob.
To start you off:
Some people eat to fuel the body to get out there and live life.
Some people eat for King and country, poor things.
Foodies eat, or rather order food, to distinguish themselves from their fellow human beings. "Look at me, here I am eating my softly poached, organic, free range, non-fertilised eggs on a bed of sour dough rye thickly coated with avocado and spinach while that poor pleb is having eggs on toast."
They talk about food made with love, whilst eating at a Calombaris restaurant. They rave about food and art, staring at the latest whirls in their coffee, not noticing the milk is burnt and the drink cold. They go on about food and ethics, never having gone hungry in their life. Bottom line, throw in some exotic sounding adjectives, add a 0 to the price, a couple of bits of some green and an even weirder garnish with a sprinkle of some sugary sauce and they wet themselves.
I use to be able to go down the local watering hole for a steak that filled the plate with some chips for bugger all. Now I get a square cm of steak on a bed of beans and mash, all for a days earnings. I blame foodies for pretty much everything thats wrong in this world, including trump.
To start you off:
Some people eat to fuel the body to get out there and live life.
Some people eat for King and country, poor things.
Foodies eat, or rather order food, to distinguish themselves from their fellow human beings. "Look at me, here I am eating my softly poached, organic, free range, non-fertilised eggs on a bed of sour dough rye thickly coated with avocado and spinach while that poor pleb is having eggs on toast."
They talk about food made with love, whilst eating at a Calombaris restaurant. They rave about food and art, staring at the latest whirls in their coffee, not noticing the milk is burnt and the drink cold. They go on about food and ethics, never having gone hungry in their life. Bottom line, throw in some exotic sounding adjectives, add a 0 to the price, a couple of bits of some green and an even weirder garnish with a sprinkle of some sugary sauce and they wet themselves.
I use to be able to go down the local watering hole for a steak that filled the plate with some chips for bugger all. Now I get a square cm of steak on a bed of beans and mash, all for a days earnings. I blame foodies for pretty much everything thats wrong in this world, including trump.