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[geoffjennings79]

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1.”Bont, Morris dancing with you is my favourite warm up routine.”
2.”If it’s all the same with you Gia, I have a goal kicking routine that actually works.”
3.”Hey boys, Dicko reckons these white slip ons will help me kick goals...” (Dicko: I said kick goals OFF-FIELD, JJ, ffs.)
4.”Hey Kingy, I warm up by tapping my left foot to the club song.”
“Huh, sorry Easton, there’s a hole in the bottom of my jacket pocket, I wasn’t really paying attention to anything you said...”
5.”Sorry Roughy, I think I just popped your shoulder.”
“Mate, must have been tearing of tape, that shoulder doesn’t have any ligaments or tendons left.”

 

[LittleG]

1. "That beard is so bad, I can't look at it. "

2. "Why don't you follow my routine?"

"Hey, I am the coach!"

3. "Hey honey! Do you think this beanie completes my look?"

4. "Kingy. The players don't think you relate to us at our level."

5. "I can't hold your arm up all day."

 

[Next Waiting]

 

[TedDougChris]

2. And so I punched him in the fez....

 

[Arkangel]

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“Hey Boydy, have you seen my sunn—-WHAT IDIOT CRUSHED MY SUNGLASSES WITH A SOLID GOLD BAR???”

 

[Bodicifer]

1. Just...don't...look...down
2. That salt and pepper's about to make me sneeze
3. Google: How to win a hard ball
4. Just be careful, the way you're sitting on that roller will be putting pressure on your hammies
5. Dustyyyyyy!

 

[Dogsbestfriend]

1. Just...don't...look...down
2. That salt and pepper's about to make me sneeze
3. Google: How to win a hard ball
4. Just be careful, the way you're sitting on that roller will be putting pressure on your hammies
5. Dustyyyyyy!

That one is pure gold. ok I'll have a go

1. Don't worry Bont, you too will be on a million a year soon.
2. Mate, I told you I was a better forward.
3. Now, which hairstyle will I go with next.
4. Yeah Kingy my hammys are rock solid now.
5. Stop holding on I'm trying to get back in the ones.

 

[DroopStDanny]

2. Wanna see the carpet Gia? It matches the curtains.

 

[Bemoreboyddog]

1. Can’t believe this guy gets paid $1m a season and has a beard and hair like that....
2. Mate, I’m telling you. Even I could be a better coach than you, and I haven’t even played a dozen games yet.
3. Jack Crisp made money doing what? Maybe I’ll have a crack at it....
4. Kingy, if you don’t stop talking I’m not going to have time to do my hamstring stretches properly.
5. Jordan, the retired players parade is over here. Cmon mate.

 

[Yojimbo]

PHOTO 1: Bont- God was that you, man it smells rancid.
Boyd: Yeah think I may have followed through a little.

PHOTO 2: RED- So don't worry about my opponent and run
ahead of the ball looking for a cheapie.
Gia- Yep worked for me, want a dvd of my highlights.

PHOTO 3: Form is temporary, but to perm or not to perm
that is the question.

PHOTO 4: Wood- Where did you find the time to write all
those horror stories and play football.
King- Different Stephen King mate.

PHOTO 5: Push off mate, I can't get you Jarryd's autograph.

Note: I need more to work with !!!!!

 

[footscray1973]

1. Let go of mine and I’ll let go of yours.
2. For the last time Gia, I do NOT sing Castle on the Hill!
3. Dafuq is Jakey doing on insta now?!
4. EW: So Kingy, we’re a bit short of ruckmen atm, are you doing anything during the game?
SK: Sorry Bob, what did you say?
EW: Not Bob, I’m Easton. And you look like Jeremy Clarkson.
SK: You can call me Richard Bachman.
5. Never mind who you play for, just pop my shoulder back in, I need to get to that throw in.

 

[footscray1973]

Note: I need more to work with !!!!!

Bob: And then - get this - I said to Bevo, why don’t you try Easton forward?!
Easton: That’s hilarious, man!
Bob: And maybe play 2 ruckmen, but get Dunks to contest centre bounces!!!
Easton: You crack me up Bob.
Bob: I know, mate, lucky he knew I was joking...

 

[Mattdougie]

1- Did you hear that bloke say Lin Jong
could help?

2- I’m swapping with Jong? Get Bev here now

3- Lin Jong is playing? F?ck that I’m onto Webjet, first plane out of here.

4- NO! I told you if Jong is playing I’m not moving.

5- Wonder how I will hurt myself today? Jong will probably handball it into my face from a meter away at light speed.

 

[worbod]

1 - I thought the medical staff were supposed to perform this "turn to the left and cough" thing for us Bont, but anyway, I'm ready when you are.

2 - Wait a sec Gia, are you telling me this big yellow thing I'm holding is NOT an Easter egg?

4 - I promise you Easton this is the latest cure for hemorrhoids. Just give it another ten minutes.