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A couple years ago, at a place named Waverley....
It is a period of mourning for the Hawthorn
Football Club. Mere weeks ago the Hawk forces
were cruelley felled in battle against the evil
Sydney Swans who were aided by the AFL empire.
Commander of the Hawks forces, Alastair Clarkson
travels to the small suburb of Footscray located
in the Western Sector of the Melbourne Territories
in search of an old Footy Master who can help the
Hawks forces reclaim the premiership cup.
Not far from there however a storm is brewing as
conniving Essendon smugglers attempt to evade
the forces of ASADA troopers and worse yet,
a Purple Haze approaches....
It is a period of mourning for the Hawthorn
Football Club. Mere weeks ago the Hawk forces
were cruelley felled in battle against the evil
Sydney Swans who were aided by the AFL empire.
Commander of the Hawks forces, Alastair Clarkson
travels to the small suburb of Footscray located
in the Western Sector of the Melbourne Territories
in search of an old Footy Master who can help the
Hawks forces reclaim the premiership cup.
Not far from there however a storm is brewing as
conniving Essendon smugglers attempt to evade
the forces of ASADA troopers and worse yet,
a Purple Haze approaches....
Clarko: I'm looking for an old Footy Master. A full back. Name is, Brian Harris?
Lake: Now there's a name I haven't heard in a very long time. A very long time...
Little: These aren't the supplements you're looking for... move along...
ASADA: Yeeeah, we're gonna need you to pop the trunk...

