Former Players Thread

[J-swan]

Seeing as we were talking a bit about Sean and his I-don't-like-to-smile-but-only-grin look... We'll try and find some pictures of him actually SMILING!!!



can we classify that as a smile?

It's the closest you'll get to one I think.

 

[ssfc0203]

If i could just see him smile once, i'll be content

 

[is2SWaNz]

He did smile after the Grand Final loss. Strange Dempster is, strange.

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

i did like his swans profile picture
that little smirk is cute

 

[is2SWaNz]

I'm struggling to remember how he looked like the the Swans Profile picture. Too bad they removed his profile, including snides!!!

 

[ssfc0203]

I'm struggling to remember how he looked like the the Swans Profile picture. Too bad they removed his profile, including snides!!!

He looked evil and tired. Still remember it.

Just go to the Saints site and you'll see them. In Saints colours. Saddening

 

[is2SWaNz]

He looked evil and tired. Still remember it.

Just go to the Saints site and you'll see them. In Saints colours. Saddening

I can see his face now. Wow! He is actually smiling, well a bit... He looks very weird in red, white AND black!

 

[ssfc0203]

Yeahhh, doesn't suit him.

Looks quite fetching in the red and white, but black ruins it, so come bacvk home!

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

im thinking of flying 2 the telstra dome 2 kidnap them
but i may need ur help girls

 

[rancidpants13]

im thinking of flying 2 the telstra dome 2 kidnap them
but i may need ur help girls

don't even think about it, missy....i KNOW what your heart is telling you, but they're gone now, and we've all moved on and we're now trying to rebuild the club without schneids and dempster ... so you have to divert your crushes (and the "girls") elsewhere

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

just u watch the TV that night
snides will be lining up for a goal he'll have his little tounge sticking out and WHAM ill scoop him up and run off the feild...due to everyone watching me and snides the girls will have enough time 2 talk 2 dempster and get him 2 come with us

i may end up in jail but its all for a good cause

 

[natlovestheswans]

im thinking of flying 2 the telstra dome 2 kidnap them
but i may need ur help girls

I'm always up for a good kidnaping.

I'll also come on the field and attack one of St Kilda's stars, Nick Riewoldt. That way the attention will be on me attacking him and then you can come on afterwards and take Schneider and Dempster away without anyone noticing.

We'll also need a getaway van. Who wants to drive that? Margaret, Kritika?

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

Oh u get him nat...while ur at it cut his hair...i hate it

Ill drive...but may be distracted by Snides lol

 

[rancidpants13]

just u watch the TV that night
snides will be lining up for a goal he'll have his little tounge sticking out and WHAM ill scoop him up and run off the feild...due to everyone watching me and snides the girls will have enough time 2 talk 2 dempster and get him 2 come with us

i may end up in jail but its all for a good cause

for starters, he's gonna bite his tongue in half if you do that "wham" thing
secondly, if he's lining up for goal, may as well wait til after he kicks, coz he's bound to miss and we'll get the ball from the free kick for outa bounds on the full...if you wham him before he kicks, they'll get someone else to shoot, maybe even someone who can kick straight

 

[rancidpants13]

I'm always up for a good kidnaping.

I'll also come on the field and attack one of St Kilda's stars, Nick Riewoldt. That way the attention will be on me attacking him and then you can come on afterwards and take Schneider and Dempster away without anyone noticing.

We'll also need a getaway van. Who wants to drive that? Margaret, Kritika?

"margaret"? "kritika"? you're making these people up, right?
and this is st kilda we're talking about....any of you go anywhere near the field and mosta them will be "gone in sixty seconds", probly in tears, errified

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

ur just jealous coz im not asking for ur help

i know u secretly want Schneider back

 

[rancidpants13]

ur just jealous coz im not asking for ur help

i know u secretly want Schneider back

i'm not helping you ... you're planning to commit a heinous crime

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

oh i know u wanna help

 

[is2SWaNz]

"margaret"? "kritika"? you're making these people up, right?
and this is st kilda we're talking about....any of you go anywhere near the field and mosta them will be "gone in sixty seconds", probly in tears, errified

I'm Margaret, and ssfc0203 is Kritika!!!

I'm always up for a good kidnaping.

I'll also come on the field and attack one of St Kilda's stars, Nick Riewoldt. That way the attention will be on me attacking him and then you can come on afterwards and take Schneider and Dempster away without anyone noticing.

We'll also need a getaway van. Who wants to drive that? Margaret, Kritika?

Yes! Thats a great plan, Soph can drive. I don't even have my Ls yet (the shame).

Whilst you're attacking Riewoldt, I'll attack Fraser Gehrig. I'll get pulverised by him before I hit him!

 

[natlovestheswans]

Okay, then we'll need like a "safe house" in Melbourne to take Schneider and Dempster to, where no one can find us.. or should we waste no time and just fly them straight back to Sydney?

 

[is2SWaNz]

Okay, then we'll need like a "safe house" in Melbourne to take Schneider and Dempster to, where no one can find us.. or should we waste no time and just fly them straight back to Sydney?

Hmm.. maybe we can call for backup. Do you think Auskick would lend a hand? We can use his house as a safe house. Stay there for a while before we fly straight back to Sydney. Drape Adam and Sean in red and white, hopefully that will blend them in with our Sydney Players.

 

[natlovestheswans]

Hmm.. maybe we can call for backup. Do you think Auskick would lend a hand? We can use his house as a safe house. Stay there for a while before we fly straight back to Sydney. Drape Adam and Sean in red and white, hopefully that will blend them in with our Sydney Players.

Maybe Auskick will be in S.A. by then.. hahaha. Maybe we can get Kritika to sweet talk Jimmy Bartel and we'll use his house in Geelong as a safe house, lmao. Plus it's close to Avalon. Avalon is disgusting, so if we fly out from there then no one will come looking for us.

 

[is2SWaNz]

Maybe Auskick will be in S.A. by then.. hahaha. Maybe we can get Kritika to sweet talk Jimmy Bartel and we'll use his house in Geelong as a safe house, lmao. Plus it's close to Avalon. Avalon is disgusting, so if we fly out from there then no one will come looking for us.

Yeah true, Auskick might be in SA! LOL... I think Kritika will do anything just to get close to Jimmy and I'm pretty sure he'll let us stay there for a while. I don't know where Avalon is, but seeing as you went to Melbourne many times, we'll trust your sense of direction. I wonder how Schneider and Dempster would feel; 4 teenage girls kidnapping them.

 

[natlovestheswans]

How will we get Schneider and Dempster back on the Swans list? I think we'll also have to kidnap someone high up in the AFL, like Andrew Demetriou. So we'll get Schneider, Dempster and Demetriou to Jimmy's house and then we'll tie Jimmy Bartel up and tell Andrew Demetriou that we won't let Jimmy Bartel the Brownlow medalist, play again until he puts Schneider and Dempster back on the Swans list.

Yay.

 

[ssfc0203]

Maybe Auskick will be in S.A. by then.. hahaha. Maybe we can get Kritika to sweet talk Jimmy Bartel and we'll use his house in Geelong as a safe house, lmao. Plus it's close to Avalon. Avalon is disgusting, so if we fly out from there then no one will come looking for us.

I agree.

Yeah true, Auskick might be in SA! LOL... I think Kritika will do anything just to get close to Jimmy and I'm pretty sure he'll let us stay there for a while. I don't know where Avalon is, but seeing as you went to Melbourne many times, we'll trust your sense of direction. I wonder how Schneider and Dempster would feel; 4 teenage girls kidnapping them.

I agree.

How will we get Schneider and Dempster back on the Swans list? I think we'll also have to kidnap someone high up in the AFL, like Andrew Demetriou. So we'll get Schneider, Dempster and Demetriou to Jimmy's house and then we'll tie Jimmy Bartel up and tell Andrew Demetriou that we won't let Jimmy Bartel the Brownlow medalist, play again until he puts Schneider and Dempster back on the Swans list.

Yay.

I agree.

Btw, his house is in Newtown, 2 streets away from my relatives. So wew can take him there