Former Players Thread

[is2SWaNz]

How will we get Schneider and Dempster back on the Swans list? I think we'll also have to kidnap someone high up in the AFL, like Andrew Demetriou. So we'll get Schneider, Dempster and Demetriou to Jimmy's house and then we'll tie Jimmy Bartel up and tell Andrew Demetriou that we won't let Jimmy Bartel the Brownlow medalist, play again until he puts Schneider and Dempster back on the Swans list.

Yay.

Great idea! But we need longer string to tie up Demetriou, seeing he is slightly wider than Schneider, Dempster and Bartel.

We better wear masks or something. Cover our faces with Swans scarves.. no one can suspect us, there are another 1.4 million supporters out there who own Sydney Swans scarves. It'll be impossible to track us down!

I agree.

I agree.

I agree.

Btw, his house is in Newtown, 2 streets away from my relatives. So wew can take him there

ROFL, you amaze me Kritika!

 

[ssfc0203]

How about we cover ourselves with Swans supporter gear and call ourselves the 'Swans Brigade', bring Schneider and Dempster back, dump Demetriou somehwhere along the way and bring back Bartel, tied up*, just for my enjoyment

Amaze you with my excessive agreeing, stalkerish manner or insider knowledge of football stars?



*just because he'll look incessantly cute

 

[is2SWaNz]

How about we cover ourselves with Swans supporter gear and call ourselves the 'Swans Brigade', bring Schneider and Dempster back, dump Demetriou somehwhere along the way and bring back Bartel, tied up*, just for my enjoyment

Amaze you with my excessive agreeing, stalkerish manner or insider knowledge of football stars?



*just because he'll look incessantly cute

Dumping Demetriou would be fun I reckon! And I wouldn't mind bringing Bartel up to Sydney. Just staring at him would be enjoyable I reckon...

LOL, I'm amazed with your stalkerish manner and insider knowledge of football stars! Do tell us more!

 

[ssfc0203]

Lol, yes, we'll stare
At his eyes too, because they're absolutely gorgeous!
We'll convince him to come and play for us, and to bring Gablett Jnr. with him too.

Patty Vesz is rooming with Teddy Richards, Ed Barlow, Matt Laidlaw- Roomies the Second

-and-

Mermaid is living with D'OK and Jared Moore- Young Roomies, retake.

-and-

Mermaid is going to give Amon a run for the hottest arms of all, very very soon

oh & i sent it to paul!

 

[rancidpants13]

Lol, yes, we'll stare
At his eyes too, because they're absolutely gorgeous!
We'll convince him to come and play for us, and to bring Gablett Jnr. with him too.

Patty Vesz is rooming with Teddy Richards, Ed Barlow, Matt Laidlaw- Roomies the Second

-and-

Mermaid is living with D'OK and Jared Moore- Young Roomies, retake.

-and-

Mermaid is going to give Amon a run for the hottest arms of all, very very soon

oh & i sent it to paul!

this whole thing has drifted into the surreal
you girls are weird

 

[ssfc0203]

this whole thing has drifted into the surreal
you girls are weird

Its off-topic rancid; lighten up. Jus because you're a man doesn't mean you can't appreciate another for what he is. The bunch of you aren't left brained losers, are you?

 

[ssfc0203]

Yeah true, Auskick might be in SA! LOL... I think Kritika will do anything just to get close to Jimmy and I'm pretty sure he'll let us stay there for a while. I don't know where Avalon is, but seeing as you went to Melbourne many times, we'll trust your sense of direction. I wonder how Schneider and Dempster would feel; 4 teenage girls kidnapping them.

Desperateness ain't my thing!

(I do have some dignity left, you know )

 

[rancidpants13]

Its off-topic rancid; lighten up. Jus because you're a man doesn't mean you can't appreciate another for what he is. The bunch of you aren't left brained losers, are you?

"don't turn around until you look at me/why don;t you take a second, tell me what you see
things i see you only disagree/you never understand that's what i want to be
you never understand me/you never understand me yeah"

 

[ssfc0203]

"don't turn around until you look at me/why don;t you take a second, tell me what you see
things i see you only disagree/you never understand that's what i want to be
you never understand me/you never understand me yeah"

either that's lyrics or the dribble that most women come up with in fights with their partners.
you tell me?

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

GIRLS THAT PLAN IS AWESOME
ive got my dad and brother who live in Geelong so we can always take them 2 my place...also my 2nd Cousin Charlie Gardiner who now sadly plays for the saints will help us out for sure

anyway its late and im tired ill be back 2 talk more about this though

 

[ssfc0203]

GIRLS THAT PLAN IS AWESOME
ive got my dad and brother who live in Geelong so we can always take them 2 my place...also my 2nd Cousin Charlie Gardiner who now sadly plays for the saints will help us out for sure

anyway its late and im tired ill be back 2 talk more about this though

Haha, yeah, he can get us inside training and we'll be the innocent "coffee girls" - don't worry, i've done a barista course

 

[is2SWaNz]

Lol, yes, we'll stare
At his eyes too, because they're absolutely gorgeous!
We'll convince him to come and play for us, and to bring Gablett Jnr. with him too.

Patty Vesz is rooming with Teddy Richards, Ed Barlow, Matt Laidlaw- Roomies the Second

-and-

Mermaid is living with D'OK and Jared Moore- Young Roomies, retake.

-and-

Mermaid is going to give Amon a run for the hottest arms of all, very very soon

oh & i sent it to paul!

I assume Mermaid is Meredith. ;p Amon arms are huge for his body but they're hot... lets hope mermaid's arms aren't as hot. His face certainly isn't though...

GIRLS THAT PLAN IS AWESOME
ive got my dad and brother who live in Geelong so we can always take them 2 my place...also my 2nd Cousin Charlie Gardiner who now sadly plays for the saints will help us out for sure

anyway its late and im tired ill be back 2 talk more about this though

They'll never suspect us! *muahaha*

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

im looking forward 2 our hijacking...well more like rescuing

Amon does have very nice arms ill have 2 see mermaid in the flesh to see if he gives amon a run for his money

 

[ssfc0203]

he's going to.
in the future
aw, thats slack, Mermaid has a face like a pug, and some pugs are cute!

nobody ever suspects Swans supporters--*evil laugh*



gosh, i love this.

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

the saints boys will think we are there for them lol but we wont be tee hee

 

[ssfc0203]

the saints boys will think we are there for them lol but we wont be tee hee

Yeah, we'll reject them

Have to RIP the Saints jumper off them and take them away. But wait.
Dempster's too tall!

 

[ssfc0203]

Sent him the message and got one back!

"Hey Paul,

I just wanted to message to tell you that my friends Margaret, Sophie, Nat and I ,all mad Swans supporters, after hearing that LRT, Jake (Auskick-Simon, before him) and you share a house together decided to rechristen you our 'Roomies' on Bigfooty. A whole section of the Swans board on Bigfooty is dedicated to you three, so if you get the time log on and have a look around to see what we've done!
We're probably the biggest fans of you three out there, and hope you have an awesome pre season, but most of all, we just wanted to say that..

WE LOVE THE ROOMIES!

-kritika.
=]"

"Hey Kritika, im glad we have some kind of fans out there!!! I'll have to check the board out and see what you girls have been saying . I hope its good haha.Anyways take care
Paul"

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

Sent him the message and got one back!

"Hey Paul,

I just wanted to message to tell you that my friends Margaret, Sophie, Nat and I ,all mad Swans supporters, after hearing that LRT, Jake (Auskick-Simon, before him) and you share a house together decided to rechristen you our 'Roomies' on Bigfooty. A whole section of the Swans board on Bigfooty is dedicated to you three, so if you get the time log on and have a look around to see what we've done!
We're probably the biggest fans of you three out there, and hope you have an awesome pre season, but most of all, we just wanted to say that..

WE LOVE THE ROOMIES!

-kritika.
=]"

"Hey Kritika, im glad we have some kind of fans out there!!! I'll have to check the board out and see what you girls have been saying . I hope its good haha.Anyways take care
Paul"

OMG OMG OMG
thats awesome
thanx for mentioning us
awwww what sweetie...oh **** i hope he doesnt see that picture i posted LOL

 

[is2SWaNz]

Sent him the message and got one back!

"Hey Paul,

I just wanted to message to tell you that my friends Margaret, Sophie, Nat and I ,all mad Swans supporters, after hearing that LRT, Jake (Auskick-Simon, before him) and you share a house together decided to rechristen you our 'Roomies' on Bigfooty. A whole section of the Swans board on Bigfooty is dedicated to you three, so if you get the time log on and have a look around to see what we've done!
We're probably the biggest fans of you three out there, and hope you have an awesome pre season, but most of all, we just wanted to say that..

WE LOVE THE ROOMIES!

-kritika.
=]"

"Hey Kritika, im glad we have some kind of fans out there!!! I'll have to check the board out and see what you girls have been saying . I hope its good haha.Anyways take care
Paul"

OMG OMG OMG OMFG!!! I can't believe this is happening. ROFL!!! This is soo exciting... I had a laugh when he said 'kind of fans out there'. Aww.. look he laughed, thats so cute!!! >< Oh dear, when he checks out what we've been up to (making up their showering schedules, they'll freak out!). I just can't believe that they've never heard of 'The Roomies'. Hmm.. maybe they did but too scared to admit it!

Thanks so much Kritika!!! Loved your message to him!

OMG OMG OMG
thats awesome
thanx for mentioning us
awwww what sweetie...oh **** i hope he doesnt see that picture i posted LOL

Don't worry, I don't think the Roomies will be bothered to read 104+ pages worth of what they do at home and their living arrangements. They might freak out I think...

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

OMG i hope not
i would die

ha ha i cant wait 2 see What Mr Panties says about our girlish screaming lol

 

[natlovestheswans]

Sent him the message and got one back!

"Hey Paul,

I just wanted to message to tell you that my friends Margaret, Sophie, Nat and I ,all mad Swans supporters, after hearing that LRT, Jake (Auskick-Simon, before him) and you share a house together decided to rechristen you our 'Roomies' on Bigfooty. A whole section of the Swans board on Bigfooty is dedicated to you three, so if you get the time log on and have a look around to see what we've done!
We're probably the biggest fans of you three out there, and hope you have an awesome pre season, but most of all, we just wanted to say that..

WE LOVE THE ROOMIES!

-kritika.
=]"

"Hey Kritika, im glad we have some kind of fans out there!!! I'll have to check the board out and see what you girls have been saying . I hope its good haha.Anyways take care
Paul"

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

LMAOOOO.

HAHAH omg "some kind of fans" LMAO.

Haha, this is hilarious!!

 

[natlovestheswans]

Maybe Inspo can help us with the kidnapping in some way or another, now that he knows about our love and dedication to the roomies. Hm.. perhaps he can start a brawl on the field with a player aswell, then hopefully that'll get more players involved and puts alot of attention on that.

 

[ssfc0203]

Maybe Inspo can help us with the kidnapping in some way or another, now that he knows about our love and dedication to the roomies. Hm.. perhaps he can start a brawl on the field with a player aswell, then hopefully that'll get more players involved and puts alot of attention on that.

Yeahhhh, he can use his league skills for that!

Its alright, anyone else you guys want me to message? I'm getting kinda good at this thing

 

[natlovestheswans]

Yeahhhh, he can use his league skills for that!

Its alright, anyone else you guys want me to message? I'm getting kinda good at this thing

Um.. Auskick? LMAO! You could tell him that he's an ex-roomie and ask him what's he is doing next year. Haha, i really should put stuff on my facebook. I have one but it's got absolutely nothing on it.

 

[SOPH_CROSS]

Luke Brennan and Ed Barlow and a few others have facebooks
we should contact the whole team lol