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Banter Fraser Gehrig - The Legend of the G-Train

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  1. Kildonan

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    Fraser has been keeping a low profile but this off-season he has been linked more closely with the club.

    The SaintsTV facebook group have posted a couple of humourous images (including the above) and facts that I thought you might like

    How about showing us some of your photoshop skills or present some humourous facts to make our preseason pass more quickly

    ...and give the SaintsTV facebook site a visit
     
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    G-Train Fact #832:

    In the off-season, the G-Train would fly to Hollywood and shoot movies under stage name 'Nicolas Cage'.

    Here's a still from one of his earlier movies, Con Air ✈️

    [​IMG]
     
  4. Kildonan

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    G-Train Fact #746:

    The G-Train once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands


    [​IMG]
     
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    G-Train Fact #532:

    Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of the G-Train is just plain logic

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Kildonan

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    G-Train Fact #175:

    The G-Train can beat the sun in a staring contest


    [​IMG]
     
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    G-Train Fact #889:

    Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the G-Train

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Kildonan

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    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals the G-Train allows to live.
     
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    The grass is always greener on the other side, unless G-Train has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears


    Note: Fraser Gehrig is Director of Tuff Turf
     
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    Time waits for no man. Unless that man is the G-Train.

    We may not even exist - it could be that we are but figments of G-Train's imagination
     
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    The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind G-Train in a movie theatre and forgets to turn their cell phone off
     

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    Apparently G-Train invented airplanes because he was tired of being the only person who could fly.
     
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    If you're driving down the road and you think G-Train just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around.
     
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    Historians have been searching for extra meaning in the letters that make up the great one's name. They feel that by rearranging the letters, they may unlock the secrets of the universe.

    Anagrams that were brought to light include:

    A fresh rigger

    But what does it mean? Other historians suggest

    Frigs her gear

    The meaning is obvious but not prophetic. Another suggestion was

    Gears her frig

    A confusing anagram at best. One historian who passed away quite suddenly put forward this

    Egg frier rash
     
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    The G-Train was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
     
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    What's the last thing that goes through an AFL defender's brain when they drop into the hole to block a lead by the G-Train? Fraser's shoulder.
     
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    The G-train is the only person to ever defeat a brick wall in the game of Tennis
     
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    G-Train killed two stones with one bird
     
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    Why the **** has this thread not been created till now?

    Its glorious.
    Now would you please excuse me one moment
    Back in 5 :straining:
     
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