Fremantle Jokes
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Huh?
You said 'just so I'm not being bias', and so I'm saying that you do look a bit like bias.
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Wouldn't the proper wording be "you do look a bit bias"?
And i'm just trying to keep everyone entertained in the boring period that is the offseason
DockerShocker
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- Jul 11, 2009
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Off season not working well for you, huh?
Not.At.All
AFL is pretty much the only sport I like.
No. Bias is the noun, biased is the adjective. You should have said in the OP: just so I'm not being biased.
Sorry, continue thread.And i'm just trying to keep everyone entertained in the boring period that is the offseason
EaglesFlyingHigh
Premiership Player
One really bad and common one:
How many Dockers does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter beacause they can't climb the ladder!!
HA HA
(not funny!!)
How many Dockers does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn't matter beacause they can't climb the ladder!!
HA HA
(not funny!!)
SwiftforPM
Cancelled
What ya do is grab someones cigarette packet turn it upside down, slide the plastic wrapper up the packet and ask a dockers supporter what the empty space is they see before them. After staring at it intensely using all their grey matter they'll reply "Do-know". That's when you inform them it's a replica of the dockers trophy cabinet!
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More like go to a kitchen store and go to the wooden spoon isle.
...quality thread 
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purple_heaven
Debutant
ya think so ...??
You don't?
Eagle Ant
Club Legend
A little boy is in court at the center of a custody battle.
The judge looks at him and says the the boy" look son who do you want to live with"
the kid looks at the judge and says:
"I dont want to live with my mum cause she beats me"
"I dont want to live with my dad cause he beats me too"
"I dont want to live with either grand parents cause they all beat me"
"And I dont want to go back into foster care cause they beat me as well"
The judge look at him and said "well son you have to go home with somebody who will it be??"
The kid thought real hard for 5 minutes and then said "I know who I can go live with"
The judge asked "who"
The kid said "The freo dockers"
The judge said "why would you want to live with the Dockers"
The kid replied "Well they cant beat anyone so I should be safe"
Hee hee
The judge looks at him and says the the boy" look son who do you want to live with"
the kid looks at the judge and says:
"I dont want to live with my mum cause she beats me"
"I dont want to live with my dad cause he beats me too"
"I dont want to live with either grand parents cause they all beat me"
"And I dont want to go back into foster care cause they beat me as well"
The judge look at him and said "well son you have to go home with somebody who will it be??"
The kid thought real hard for 5 minutes and then said "I know who I can go live with"
The judge asked "who"
The kid said "The freo dockers"
The judge said "why would you want to live with the Dockers"
The kid replied "Well they cant beat anyone so I should be safe"
Hee hee
purple_heaven
Debutant
Q: What's the hardest thing about becoming a Fremantle Docker?
A: Telling your parents you're gay.
A: Telling your parents you're gay.
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Eagles Gal
Team Captain
This one is really old, done the rounds for years, but I still think its funny
This isnt exactly word for word but you'll get the drift.
Two Freo supporters are in hell.
The devil notices that they are not bothered by the heat and having a good time having a bbq. The devil doesnt like to see anyone enjoying themselves in hell so he questions them.
They tell him that they like the heat because they are from WA where the weather is mainly hot.
The devil says 'ill show them' so he raises the temporature so its boiling hot and sweltering.
The freo supporters love it even more now that its hotter, the devil gets angry.
So he makes hell freezing cold, snowing and everything turns to ice.
Then he notices that the freo supporters are overjoyed, laughing and clapping and as it appears celebrating.
The devil asks them, "Whats going on? I thought you loved the heat.I have made it unbearably cold and now you are even more happier"
The Freo supporters reply "Hell has frozen over, that means the Dockers have won the AFL premiership"
This isnt exactly word for word but you'll get the drift.
Two Freo supporters are in hell.
The devil notices that they are not bothered by the heat and having a good time having a bbq. The devil doesnt like to see anyone enjoying themselves in hell so he questions them.
They tell him that they like the heat because they are from WA where the weather is mainly hot.
The devil says 'ill show them' so he raises the temporature so its boiling hot and sweltering.
The freo supporters love it even more now that its hotter, the devil gets angry.
So he makes hell freezing cold, snowing and everything turns to ice.
Then he notices that the freo supporters are overjoyed, laughing and clapping and as it appears celebrating.
The devil asks them, "Whats going on? I thought you loved the heat.I have made it unbearably cold and now you are even more happier"
The Freo supporters reply "Hell has frozen over, that means the Dockers have won the AFL premiership"
Shazzman
Team Captain
LOL nice one. haven't heard that one before well thats probably because im a bigfooty newbie and live on the gold coast lol
Keplar Bradley.
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Three old footy fans are in a church, praying for their teams.
The first one asks, "Oh Lord when will Collingwood next in the Grand Final?" God Replies, "In the next five years."
"But I'll be dead by then," says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Melbourne next be in the Top Eight?"
The Good Lord - answers, "In the next ten years."
"But I'll be dead by then," says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord when will Fremantle win the Premiership?".
God answers, "I'll be dead by then!"
The first one asks, "Oh Lord when will Collingwood next in the Grand Final?" God Replies, "In the next five years."
"But I'll be dead by then," says the man.
The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Melbourne next be in the Top Eight?"
The Good Lord - answers, "In the next ten years."
"But I'll be dead by then," says the man.
The third one asks, "Oh Lord when will Fremantle win the Premiership?".
God answers, "I'll be dead by then!"
Off season not working well for you, huh?
Still works better then the actual seasons your mob puts together each year.
You should all just go to the before and after fremantle thread I think its on bay 13 some of the funniest s**t ive ever seen!
kfleong2000
Club Legend
Why should you be sad when the Dockers supporters bus drove off a cliff?
Because the bus had empty seats.
Because the bus had empty seats.
