No McCarthy? No problem. Kevin Durant looks to be that perfect key forward we've been looking for - 206cm, long arms, most skillful hands in the world, athleticism for days, could literally buy the league if he wanted to and just all-around good bloke.
Jeremy Lin will sell more jerseys than the rest of the AFL combined, with part proceeds rumoured to fund all our supporters trips to Melbourne.
Thank you Category B rookie system. #InBondWeTrust
EDIT: Jeremy Lin Freo jerseys now sold out.