French driving

[The Dice Man]

Can anyone Explain to me how these Ppl survive. I've been living in the sth of France for 9 weeks and they're driving sucks copious amounts of neglected French balls. They smell too! Sometimes I can smell the driver in the car next to me and I don't have to look to know he is Muslim .

Everyone goes to the south of France for their beach holidays but Putain moi Australia has the very best Plage!!!

Maybe the French aren't as bad as Rome. They use their horns like its an an extension
Of their very minute penises. Rome has the worst pasta in the world.

But I digress. I'm drunk on pastis and french drivers are trying tO kill me

 

[SwampCreature]

Tell us more about your minute penis.

 

[The Dice Man]

Dude,
My penis got me here.
It's 35 degrees every day right now.
That is all.

 

[half_back_flank]

Learn to poll.

One of the worst efforts i've ever seen.

 

[SwampCreature]

Your penis is 35 degrees every day? I'd be getting that checked out. Try some ice.

 

[The Dice Man]

Try some ice? That would be a mistake. Human body temp should be 37 cel. If I was at 35 it would be a huge mistake to 'try some ice'.

You learnt something tonight.

 

[half_back_flank]

Woosh.

 

[Messenger]

But I digress. I'm drunk on pastis and french drivers are trying tO kill me

I'm barracking for The French.

 

[SwampCreature]

Your seem stressed. Try some pseudoephedrine.

 

[ioppolo]

Have you not seen Bali/sub continent driving?

No road rules, scooters everywhere, no lanes, but yet it just flows, and there aren't many crashes at all!

 

[Falchoon]

Have you not seen Bali/sub continent driving?

No road rules, scooters everywhere, no lanes, but yet it just flows, and there aren't many crashes at all!

120000+ deaths per year on Indian roads

 

[ioppolo]

Yeah but considering the coniditions of the roads, you'd think there'd be crashes left right and centre.

 

[The Passenger]

But I digress. I'm drunk on pastis and french drivers are trying tO kill me

it was only 6-7pm on a tuesday where you are too.... solid effort dicey.

 

[funk44]

where is the thumbs down button?