Fully developed women vs Starvation mode.

[chefmeister]

On the subway, lunch time in Stockholm, priceless works of art walking around everywhere in heels and tight leather. But many pubeless moisties also who are trying to emulate their more mature peers with too much makeup and foul mouths full of snooze.

I ask you bay, what is your preference, a full bodied woman




Or Johnny Depp’s slops

 

[Benny78]

They are all too old. If I was a settling man it would be Jack Watts. But if I wanted to be protected and potentially carried down the red carpet one day it would be Hannah.

 

[maryjames]

I went for Jack Watts.

 

[chefmeister]

I went for Jack Watts.

Genderphobic!

 

[Benny78]

What about 6ft+ panzer women that could have a car crashed into them and get up like nothing happened?

 

[the avoca drover]

I like ****.
Especially on women.

 

[chefmeister]

What about 6ft+ panzer women that could have a car crashed into them and get up like nothing happened?

Hey man, only having one leg doesn’t give you the rights to sue a former member of the ‘Beatles’.

 

[Benny78]

Peta Credlin aint too bad. She's got that whole "I can put all 10 grandkids in a basket and carry them on my back up a mountain" thing going on for her. Would be a great get in a post apocalyptic/Mad Max scenario.

 

[SaltPeter]

Nigella every time, what a goddess. I ******* love the feel of warm soft skin against my hips and thighs. A beautiful soft mattress who can cook up a storm ..

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Gimme a good set a jugs over the skinny rake any day, not a fan of fat arses though.

 

[Benny78]

Nigella every time, what a goddess. I ******* love the feel of warm soft skin against my hips and thighs. A beautiful soft mattress who can cook up a storm ..

Lol she's a women mate not a gummy shark

 

[Dee Train]

Gimme a good set a jugs over the skinny rake any day, not a fan of fat arses though.

You are a man with refined taste sir

 

[chefmeister]

Stiffler’s mom for me. Undersexed MILF on legs who appreciates a good single malt.

 

[SaltPeter]

Lol she's a women mate not a gummy shark

Good god. Slow learner ..? Treat a woman like a princess and the flow on is immeasurable.

However, funnily enough I can picture you as a poverty stricken coastal dweller who combs the beaches and *s whatever he cannot scavenge for food ..

 

[Benny78]

Good god. Slow learner ..? Treat a woman like a princess and the flow on is immeasurable.

However, funnily enough I can picture you as a poverty stricken coastal dweller who combs the beaches and ****s whatever he cannot scavenge for food ..

Nope. You wait for the tide to go out and grab your food out of the rockpools. There are always Chinese women willing for fish or a big strong hunter type to help them catch it. I have opportunities those in Adelaide could only dream of. I'm of the Bellarine hunter variety and not descended from the suburban meth families. I drive a GQ Nissan Patrol with 4 inch body lift and 40' tyres travelling through the Otways hoping one day to find my backpacker bride.

 

[The Wrecker]

Prefer them Keira Knightley style...

 

[SaltPeter]

Nope. You wait for the tide to go out and grab your food out of the rockpools. There are always Chinese women willing for fish or a big strong hunter type to help them catch it. I have opportunities those in Adelaide could only dream of. I'm of the Bellarine hunter variety and not descended from the suburban meth families. I drive a GQ Nissan Patrol with 4 inch body lift and 40' tyres travelling through the Otways hoping one day to find my backpacker bride.

And take her on a trip to Halls Gap and bury her? Friend you're projecting your inner Ivan Milat

 

[chefmeister]

And take her on a trip to Halls Gap and bury her? Friend you're projecting your inner Ivan Milat

Ted Bundy man myself. What a Casanova he was.

 

[William Wonka]

On the subway, lunch time in Stockholm, priceless works of art walking around everywhere in heels and tight leather. But many pubeless moisties also who are trying to emulate their more mature peers with too much makeup and foul mouths full of snooze.

I ask you bay, what is your preference, a full bodied woman

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Or Johnny Depp’s slops

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In her prime Nigella was beyond delightful.

Time has caught up however and shes also trimmed down to an almost Kate Moss size.

 

[chefmeister]

Trashy but sooo sassy.

 

[chefmeister]

In her prime Nigella was beyond delightful.

Time has caught up however and shes also View attachment 572059 trimmed down to an almost Kate Moss size.

 

[William Wonka]

She is pushing 60.
Nothing lasts forever.

 

[chefmeister]

She is pushing 60.
Nothing lasts forever.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

 

[go you pups]

And take her on a trip to Halls Gap and bury her? Friend you're projecting your inner Ivan Milat

Thought exactly the same

 

[A Cut Above]

This is how I like my women

Seriously though I heard her on the Talking Footy podcast the week after Richmond lost the prelim and she was quiet as a mouse after being smug AF all year about her precious Tigers, the mix of bitterness & disappointment in the back of her throat had a fat grin plastered across my face.