Fully developed women vs Starvation mode.

[William Wonka]

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

She shoulda stuck to the weed, wouldn't have lost all the weight.


Nigellas ****, freshly baked munchies and weed...
* me, thats gotta come close to my idea of heaven.

 

[leobarryustar]

Either or

 

[chefmeister]

Either or

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[imadodgyumpire]

In her prime Nigella was beyond delightful.

Time has caught up however and shes also View attachment 572059 trimmed down to an almost Kate Moss size.

That's actually scary.

 

[chefmeister]

That's actually scary.

 

[harry000]

Im all about a pretty face.

Yes. As long as they have a pretty face and low enough self worth to blow me in the Revolver toilets for a bump of coke.

 

[A Cut Above]

Im all about a pretty face.

Eh all faces are the same when they're pushed down hard into a pillow

 

[Laphroaig]

Eh all faces are the same when they're pushed down hard into a pillow

Does that have the same effect as pushing a sheep to the edge of a cliff?

 

[the avoca drover]

Does that have the same effect as pushing a sheep to the edge of a cliff?

Alpacas are better.
Because of their long necks, you can twist their head around and kiss them at the same time.

 

[A Cut Above]

Does that have the same effect as pushing a sheep to the edge of a cliff?

NFI I'm not from NZ

 

[the avoca drover]

NFI I'm not from NZ

Where’s Plugger35 when you need him?

 

[vjknight]

Geoff Heywoods sister

 

[the avoca drover]

Geoff Heywood sister

Too legless.

 

[the avoca drover]

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

 

[WA ROO]

Either or

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With Cyborg,you are the one getting pushed face first into the pillow

 

[Dinsdale]

I'm just saying theres a reason 2 reasons I like flight centre, and the reasons are not due to Mofra.

 

[the avoca drover]

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Now that’s a women.
My wife says “l know why you like her”.
And l answer, “she’s very smart, she’s a trained meteorologist you know”.

 

[A Cut Above]

Now that’s a women.
My wife says “l know why you like her”.
And l answer, “she’s very smart, she’s a trained meteorologist you know”.

Being able to hold a semi-interesting convo afterwards is a lovely perk. Take this legendary beauty for instance, a talented actress.

 

[the_interloper]

This is how I like my women

Seriously though I heard her on the Talking Footy podcast the week after Richmond lost the prelim and she was quiet as a mouse after being smug AF all year about her precious Tigers, the mix of bitterness & disappointment in the back of her throat had a fat grin plastered across my face.

I heard Dipper rooted her.

 

[Lethality]

I like smart women.

 

[Lord Rod]

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Cor blimey !!..what’s her name ? I want to do some “research”..

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

I like smart women.

Me too

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Cor blimey !!..what’s her name ? I want to do some “research”..

Just watch the weather tonight.

 

[chefmeister]

I heard Dipper rooted her.

Among others.

Q: what does Carro say after sex?

A: way to go team!