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Funniest Names in the AFL

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Dillon Viojo-Rainbow

Hahaha WTF is that?!!!! Do you fellas all rattle of names in conversations like "you'll never be a Johnny Rombotis!"??? My cousin and I answer the phone every time and call each other different funny AFL players names. Occasionally we venture out into the realms of golf and drop names like Ian Woosnam or David Duval. What an endless supply of laughter this great game has produced!
 

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St Kilda, because of the history of the suburb! the football team doesn't help the name either

Because they all work part time on Grey Street bombersfan4000. Lucky you're a bomber because I haven't found the humourous part of that one yet. Let me know when I can stop looking! Hahaha
 

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- Andrew Gaff
- Steele Sidebottom
- Michael Apeness
- Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti
- Garrick Ibbotson
- Nakia Cockatoo
- Ryan Schoenmakers (not sure why I find this really funny)
- Reece Conca
- Farren Ray
- Cruize Garlett
- Aliir Aliir
- Justin Bollenhagen
- Nigel Lappin (Nigel anything, actually I'd say.)
- Tim Membrey
- Karmichael Hunt
- Kirk Ugle
- Jeromey Webberley- Cheynee Stiller
- Rhett Biglands
- Llane Spaanderman
- Shane Woewodin
Might add more in the future.
 

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Couldn't understand why commentators were saying Colin Jazzknee's full name every time he touched the footy for awhile there.
 
didn't even see this thread on the board this morning. literally just posted something similar re crows players in the 90's.

Just remembered this campaigner last night too who's name evaded me, I thought he could have been better.

Brett Beinke.

Wayne Weidemen. Funny name, cult hero.
 
Adelaide once had this player named Jacob Schuback who had a brief stint back in 2003 and 2004. The name reminded me of Chewbacca.
 

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