Funniest spectator wisecrack

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It's a few years since I could attend live and I tend to forget the funny cracks, my own as well as others'.

One of mine I remember from not too long ago was the week after Elliott made that crack about our 'tragic history.' We were, of course, playing Carlton. I was sitting on the Yarra side of the Dome, mainly amidst Carlton supporters and well away from our members. We gave them an absolute thumping and, in the last quarter, the chant went up 'Elliott's a w***er.' A middle aged female Carlton supporter behind me yelled out in a snooty voice: 'Typical. Just what I'd expect from Bulldog supporters.' Feigning genuine surprise, I yelled back 'They're not Bulldog supporters. They're Carlton supporters.'

To their credit, most of the Carlton supporters cracked up. Ugly Jack wasn't all that popular with his own even then.
 

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It's a few years since I could attend live and I tend to forget the funny cracks, my own as well as others'.

One of mine I remember from not too long ago was the week after Elliott made that crack about our 'tragic history.' We were, of course, playing Carlton. I was sitting on the Yarra side of the Dome, mainly amidst Carlton supporters and well away from our members. We gave them an absolute thumping and, in the last quarter, the chant went up 'Elliott's a w***er.' A middle aged female Carlton supporter behind me yelled out in a snooty voice: 'Typical. Just what I'd expect from Bulldog supporters.' Feigning genuine surprise, I yelled back 'They're not Bulldog supporters. They're Carlton supporters.'

To their credit, most of the Carlton supporters cracked up. Ugly Jack wasn't all that popular with his own even then.
I was at that game...my mum was blocking my ears because I was still pretty young, it was pretty funny though.
 
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At pricess Park one day Kernehan kicks a goal against us and has a big smile on his face

A doggie fan yells out


What are u smiling at sticks while you kicked that goal my mate was robbing your house and stealing your Status Quo albums
Gold mate:thumbsu: :thumbsu: :thumbsu:
 

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At a Collingwood/WCE game a fair few years back, Gardiner or another WCE forward was pacing up and down in the goal square when a Pie fan yelled out as he was facing the crowd "You can't sniff that white line", then a second or two after the player turned and walked to the top of the goal square the fan yelled out "You can't sniff that one either"
 

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watching Saints last night reminded me of one of my bset efforts last year, second time we were palying St Kilda , we were stting on fence near interchange ebnch , the saints bench ran past and I yeleld out

"Hey Kosi I didnt recognise you standing up" :D

fired up the saint supporters near me .
 

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In 1996 we played a night match at the MCG against North Melbourne. They were bad that night but we were worse, the highlight being Chris Grant's game at CHB on Wayne Carey (that was the year Grant got 2 votes in R22 & Hird got 3 to tie with Voss. A late goal to Mercuri was the difference between Grant & Hird winning a Charlie).
Towards the end of the game after Grant had outmarked Carey in a 1 on 1 duel, someone yelled out, "You won't need a shower after the game Carey, you've already had a bath!"
Loved it.
I was at that game in the old Ponsford Stand. Someone yelled out, "Dont just Pickett, Kick it". Refering to Byron.:D

I will never forget that.
 

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watching Saints last night reminded me of one of my bset efforts last year, second time we were palying St Kilda , we were stting on fence near interchange ebnch , the saints bench ran past and I yeleld out

"Hey Kosi I didnt recognise you standing up" :D

fired up the saint supporters near me .
I like it :thumbsu:
 

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I've actually met Peter Cameron, great bloke, got a fantastic sense of humour.
He strikes me as the type who would. Seems we are losing some of the colourful umpires from the game.

I've met Goldspink, I think he is genetically incapable of smiling.
 

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Mate of mine had a decent one today. As Geelong got a free, the clown in front of us screamed out "hurray, finally, our first free" for about the 7th time, he got hit with "what are you, a bloody goldfish with a 3 second memory?"
 
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couple of good ones i've heard at the local footy
"your nothing but a puddle on a bedspread" incited a brawl
"you couldn't get a kick in a street fight" pretty common but still funny
also, one i heard at the cricket
"you keep like milk in the sun" from batsman to keeper after letting a bye through:D
 

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