Funny Adelaide end of season dance.

[Hodge1]

Starter

Egg on Face
Chicken Wings (past their best)
Craig Flounder Stuffed
ArtiCHOKE Surprise (well beaten)

Main course

Humble Pie
Chump Chops, with Haz Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - Big Lemon Perrie (gutted) Tenderised Roo (well past its best)

Dessert

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese
Cream Puffs
Pav (withdrawn from menu - not available for next 3 years)

Drinks

Bitter Beer
Little Spirit
Whine
Chardonnay Empty Shelf 2005, 2006 & 2007 Champagne - sorry none ordered
Mount Franklin Water

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guest speakers:
Leigh Mathews - "What it's like to play in finals, and win"
Mark Williams - "Giving youth a chance - how it can lead to success"
Gary Ayres - "I also coached the Crows to a Prelim but got sacked"
Malcolm Blight - "Tactics on match day - how they help win finals"

Function will go until late as there is no need for a curfew now that the season's over.

Transport to the function is available via the Crows' mini-bus, as just like Neil Craig, it's half a coach.

Part proceeds from ticket sales will be donated to Simon Goodwin's TAB account.

So Crows fans bring along a Buddy and enjoy a great night!!!

 

[just maybe]

That was really bad.

I've copped a few good jokes about our season, but that was just painfully awful.

 

[flackjack]

Why's it a dance?
EDIT: Your're one week too late as well.

 

[JUBJUB]

Hodge1
Please tell me you didn't register on Bigfooty just to post that lame arse crap

 

[SpecialComments]

True, and deserved. Suck on it Adelaide supporters, your all losers

 

[morphous]

Starter

Egg on Face
Chicken Wings (past their best)
Craig Flounder Stuffed
ArtiCHOKE Surprise (well beaten)

Main course

Humble Pie
Chump Chops, with Haz Beans
Manager's Beef (not rare)
Catch of the Day - Big Lemon Perrie (gutted) Tenderised Roo (well past its best)

Dessert

Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)
Fruitless Tarts
Raspberry Fools
Hard Cheese
Cream Puffs
Pav (withdrawn from menu - not available for next 3 years)

Drinks

Bitter Beer
Little Spirit
Whine
Chardonnay Empty Shelf 2005, 2006 & 2007 Champagne - sorry none ordered
Mount Franklin Water

NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.

Guest speakers:
Leigh Mathews - "What it's like to play in finals, and win"
Mark Williams - "Giving youth a chance - how it can lead to success"
Gary Ayres - "I also coached the Crows to a Prelim but got sacked"
Malcolm Blight - "Tactics on match day - how they help win finals"

Function will go until late as there is no need for a curfew now that the season's over.

Transport to the function is available via the Crows' mini-bus, as just like Neil Craig, it's half a coach.

Part proceeds from ticket sales will be donated to Simon Goodwin's TAB account.

So Crows fans bring along a Buddy and enjoy a great night!!!

The newslimited papers won't be swabbing the toilet seats on the night to check for illegal substances at our dinner.

 

[MP_]

lol, will be cutting and pasting that to all my crows friends who send me port dribble throughout the year thanks

 

[jo172]

Would be funnier if an identical thread wasn't on Bay 13

 

[crowsRno1!]

True, and deserved. Suck on it Adelaide supporters, your all losers

and your not?

 

[Inferno]

Just an email doing the rounds. He didn't write it.

 

[Power King]

Just an email doing the rounds. He didn't write it.

lol i can't believe this wasn't started by a port supporter