Funny Kent Kingsley Story...

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On Sunday Clifton Springs played host to various celebrities and professional golfers for the annual Clifton Springs Pro Am.

The Cats players were there in force as usual, with KK, Scarlo (definites) and probably Timmy Callan and SJ playing as well.

As I have mentioned in a couple of past threads the players have been honing their skills on the course intensly this summer, as many have joined 13th Beach.

Anyway on Sunday KK, was flying. Like the night he kicked 7 straight on Fletcher at the Dome he was having a day out. With four hole to go he was on 30 points and looking a monty to take the chocolates.

After a scrappy drive on his 15th hole KK found himself in a precarious position in a dry natural creek bed. After asking advice from his caddy KK was thrown the SW and told to play out safely toward the front of the green and try and get up and down from there.

After some further deliberation KK, pulled the trigger and thinned the ball straight into a rock further down the creek. The ball bounced back and hit KK square in the nuts. He hit the ground like a bag of spuds. So bad was his injury that he lay motionless on the ground for 45 minutes, letting four groups play through. He didn't even finish the round which was eventually one by Scarlo with 38 points.

He was on serious anti inflamatorys all day yesterday, and I am not sure if he is training. David Diaz who shot a course record 61 last year was also in the group. He obviously wasn't able to contain himself as he had a shocker and finished well over par.

Guess he gets a little yippy on the golf course as well.
 

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Did you see this actually happen because I've been a member at Clifton Springs and if I recall correctly the 15th has no dry creek bed at all. That's unless they have changed the hole configuration around again.
 

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Did you see this actually happen because I've been a member at GFC and if I recall correctly KK doesn't have any balls at all. That's unless they have changed his hole configuration around again.
wow what a gem, an absolute ball tearer of a first post.
i can't wait till school goes back
 

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:thumbsu:
Not long now
We'll be back again in six weeks for our next installment of holidays, then after that you have peace and tranquility for about fourteen weeks....... :eek: What a long term.
 

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Catman said:
Did you see this actually happen because I've been a member at Clifton Springs and if I recall correctly the 15th has no dry creek bed at all. That's unless they have changed the hole configuration around again.
No I didn't see this happen but I heard it from the horses mouth ! The Pro Am is a shotgun start, so as mentioned it was KK's 15th hole, not the 15th hole on the course.

Also the course has been re configured numerous times during the resurfacing phase. The old 1st is now 10, and many other holes have also changed. But this isn't iseekgolf.com, so lets focus on KK's unfortunate mishap.
 

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No I didn't see this happen but I heard it from the horses mouth ! The Pro Am is a shotgun start, so as mentioned it was KK's 15th hole, not the 15th hole on the course.
OK, that explains it. I'd say it was the Par 3 6th that he had his problem.

Also the course has been re configured numerous times during the resurfacing phase. The old 1st is now 10, and many other holes have also changed.
I know, I was a member as recently as last year!
 

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crocstar said:
Did you see this actually happen because I've been a member at GFC and if I recall correctly KK doesn't have any balls at all. That's unless they have changed his hole configuration around again.
Please continue these gems! Come on over to the cats claw too
 
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