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Me: What kind of animal do you find in a rainforest?
4yr old daughter: um......A Raindeer!!!......
4yr old daughter: um......A Raindeer!!!......
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Do you?Whilst out for dinner with my parents my daughter tells everyone I take cocaine
Not something my kids have said (I really couldn't tell you for certain if I have kids somewhere or not) but when I was a kid, about four, I told some kid's mother round the school to go f*** herself and it was pretty funny.
Just acid trips manDo you?
I have been reflecting on this one for a few days... had to qualify this with Mrs Lance.
The other night I was putting Lance Jr to bed. I was lying down next to him and he was almost asleep.
He then opened his eyes and looked at me with a cheeky smils and said: "I will **** you up"
My two year old last weekend turned around and dropped for fs sake. Yeah proud moment.....
Haha that's a classicThese were not my biological kids but were my kids in the sense that I had duty of care for them. And with that semi-flimsy premise, I will post this story:
When I worked in a primary school in 1996, I was working on the library computer one day, when the door opened and a group of students came bursting in and headed towards the computers across the other side of the room. The class teacher came in a few seconds later and called out to one boy, "Daniel, I've told you not to run in the library!"
The boy replied instantly, "I wasn't running, I was power walking."
He had a grin as if I to say I know I shouldnt be saying it.Hopefully he embraced the inner spirit of his old man and threw his mouth guard on the ground as he did it...
Does he really swear that much??
Haha. My toddler isn't at that level. Poo, wee and farts is as blue as it gets. Hilarious to him though.
Ah ok. My oldest is 3 in April. Something to look forward to I guess!
New contender in BabyLance.
I was lying on the floor and he pushed a cushion in to my face smothering it. as he was doing this he said softly.... "nigh nigh"
he is 15 months old.
I wish I never taught my kids to fart in their hands and then put said hand in someone's faceI got 4 yr old to pull my finger while I asked 2 yr old to check what was in my back pocket. Classic. 4 yr old made me apologise for being mean. 2 yr loved it. He will probably start asking for it in public.
I wish I never taught my kids to fart in their hands and then put said hand in someone's face