Funny variations on players names

[geelong4eva]

i'm bored so i thought i'd come up with some of these gems (not all of them are from my pen so bear with me) It's funny how most of the names are from 'essendon' twits.

James Hurt
James Turd
James hasnodickrd
Justin Scumfield
Dustpan Fatfletcher
Aaron Camill
Adam Ramshimsmumuptheasskus
Gavin w***erneen
Mark Rishittiou
Michael (what's that)Pong
Gary Moroncroft
campaigner Kingsley (sorry if that is a bit crude folks but it's funny)
Garry Hockitathim
James(can't get a)Bird
Darren Gaspsforair
Mark (drinks) Mirinda
Scummings (Scott Cummings)
Darren Spewick
Wayne Fairy
Corey Mcgerkin
David Crapthrope
Matthew (can't get) laiyd

umm now over to you swell folks out there to see if you can better that list.

Let's see what Dumb24 will come up with !

 

[sabre_ac]

EHEHEHEH

G4E

I got to hand it to you, you definitely excell at one thing

Anoying the hell out of certain players

Comon dont tell me that this wasn't a direct attempt to create a stir especially among the essendon supporters

Look at your list most of those players are essendon or ex essendon players.

And you have deliberately gone out of your way to attack Dans and ever other essendon supporters on this boards GOD james Hird

Time to grow up i think

 

[walshy1993]

what about
james (brownlow, norm smith medalist, three time best and fairest winner and two time premiership player) hird

or

michael (norm smith medalist and two time premiership player) long

or

matthew (coleman medalist and premiership player) lloyd

or we have

darren (two time premiership player) bewick

or

garry (four time losing grand final player) hocking

get real dickhead

 

[Mr Ripper]

geelong4eva scrawled:
i'm bored so i thought i'd come up with some of these gems (not all of them are from my pen so bear with me) It's funny how most of the names are from 'essendon' twits.

James Hurt
blah de blah de blah
etc etc

Look out Fat Alberton! Australian Football has a new king of satire! NOT!

 

[Gary (needles) Ablett]

'Geelong(4 brain cells)ever' your Mummy is calling.

Why is she making you cross that busy road blindfolded? (do you blame her)

 

[JUBJUB]

G4E -Don't give up your day job.
Are you trying to make Vince Sorrenti sound funny ???????

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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson

 

[lioness]

DAMN this is funny stuff.......

 

[GoEagles]

G4E - Thanks for the laughs, but this is certainly going to cause a stir with the Essendon faithful here!

Just glad you didnt post this on their team boards

 

[RICE80SF]

OOOOOh devilishly whitty as always LeedsCarlton&Gelong4eva

.

We're getting an idea how much of a nightmare 2000 has been for you

.

Lets see, the start of the season both your Captain and Coach do a runner and it's revealed your clubs 10 million in debt.

Then to your HORROR an "ex-scum sucking, pig, filth" Bomber Captain is installed as the new coach. You must have been tempted to burn your membership card.

The Dons win the Ansett Cup (disaster before the seasons even started).

Season begins and the Bombers win again and again and again and again....for 20 yes 20 weeks running (by now shrink's taking valium before his appointments with you).The Dons break record after record.

You hope against hope that your beloved Carlton will stand up and defeat the Dons. But all these are dashed in round 20

.

Week 21 - Dons lose, oh the joy, oh the extacy, your cocka hoop, you cancel your shrink appointment for the week.

The pain continues after then however and reaches it's zenith GF day. Not only does Hird hold the Cup aloft, he gets the Norm Smith as well. You hit an all time low it's a truly deep depression.

Just when you thought it was all over for the year, and you can recuperate, Hird's named captain of the Australian team to play Ireland. He leads them, playing very well, to the first series victory against the Irish. All the other Bomber players give important contributions to the team as well.

A truly "Anus Horibilus" (Latin spell?) for you G4E.

Also a word of warning don't go anywhere near an Auskick session held in the Geelong area, in your delicate mental state. The one I take my boy to in Lara (where the locals all go for the Cats and the Lara team is called the Cats) has approx. 40 kids in his group. Of these the majority about 18-20 are in cats jumpers (naturally) then about 1 maybe 2 each for Blues (scary army members), Pies, Swans, Bullies, Tigers and Roos. Then there's about 12-15 kids in Bomber jumpers and most have no. 5 on their backs. A shocking sight for someone like yourself

.

Cheers.


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RED & BLACK BACK to BACK 2001!

 

[geelong4eva]

I'd watch out if i were you. Most pedophiles target Kids wearing Essendon Jumpers (allegedly)

 

[Mobbs]

Only one I ever liked was 'Tony Moderate'.

Funniest commentry I heard was of the opening ruck duel to a pre-season final, with North a competing team :

'Hepburn Springs and German Shepherds'

Must've taken them weeks.

 

[Mr Ripper]

Yeah, I remember that, it was Drew Morphett; although it was subsequently credited to Dennis Cometti.

 

[Shinboners]

Hey, I've got some too.....

Tim "did **** all in a Grand Final" McGrath
Garry "did **** all in a Grand Final" Hocking
Paul "did **** all in a Grand Final" Couch
Barry "did **** all in a Grand Final" Stoneham
Ken "did **** all in a Grand Final" Hinkley
Mark "has anyone seen Peter Matera?" Bairstow
Brad "Hey Craig, what's a premiership medal look like?" Sholl

 

[JUBJUB]

SHINBONERS - What about -

Wayne 'Get some bigger ****' Carey
Winnie 'the boxing Kangaroo' Abraham
Corey 'hire a hooker for the brownlow 'McKernan
Leigh 'I'm overrated' Coldbutt
Mick 'Its not a mask 'Martyn
Glenn 'my lips are bigger than Mick Jagger' Archer



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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson

 

[Shinboners]

Sorry to plagarise the efforts of my Essendon pals above, but

Wayne "Dual Premiership CAPTAIN, four time best and fairest, duel AFLPA MVP, All Australian Captain too many times to count" Carey

Winnie "Premiership player, mark of the Year" Abraham

Corey "Dual Premiership player, lazy 8 goals vs Geelong in 2000" McKernan

Mick "Dual Premiership Player, Michael Tuck Medallist, Best and Fairest studmuffin" Martyn

Glenn "Dual Premiership player, Norm Smith Medallist" Archer

Leigh "My girlfriend is a babe" Colbert

Cheers
Shinboners

p.s. Forgot about Billy "Did **** all in a Grand Final" Brownless.

 

[JUBJUB]

Shinboners - Leigh Coldbutt isn't dating Tamsyn Lewis.He's dating her Labrador,you know the one in the Ansett ad.

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"The good humour man can only be pushed so far ". -Bart Simpson

 

[Shinboners]

Nice try JubJub, but the labrador in the ad isn't Tamsyn's dog. Apparantly the dog that she does own is slow, lazy, and useless....sort of like that Steve Handley bloke you persisted with over at Geelong