Future Captain...

[Grav]

Congratulations to you & the missus Uncle, well bloody done.

 

[IllBeTheJudge]

Why did I ever say, "Sure, Love, I'm happy to share the feeding... just express that milk, I'll get up with him..."

WHY!?!?!?!?!

That was the best time for me to watch The Walking Dead or Game of Thrones

 

[IllBeTheJudge]

Congratulations, UB

If he's anything less than 195cm het gets disowned, right?

Traded

 

[God Save Max King]

Congrats Barrels!

 

[Barrels]

With the potential mass exodus at Essendon I think we should get Goddard back for the lulz.

 

[Hayes4PM]

Ok, so he's made his bed. Now what? NOW WHAT UNCLE BARRELS?

 

[Barrels]

Ok, so he's made his bed. Now what? NOW WHAT UNCLE BARRELS?

 

[Sainttony]

Ok, so he's made his bed. Now what? NOW WHAT UNCLE BARRELS?

Thanks for explaining. I'm on my phone and could not tell what that was. Thought UB had finally lost his marbles.

 

[Barrels]

Thanks for explaining. I'm on my phone and could not tell what that was. Thought UB had finally lost his marbles.

Assumes I had them in the first place...

 

[Half Back Pocket]

Get off BF and get to the hospital Barrels!!

 

[Periphery]

Get off BF and get to the hospital Barrels!!

He is probably posting from the hospital. How he manages to type in a straight jacket is anyone guess.

 

[Barrels]

Get off BF and get to the hospital Barrels!!

Still cookin' champ... 7 days over and counting...

 

[Joffaboy]

Still cookin' champ... 7 days over and counting...

Baby warning level raised from medium to well done?

7 days overdue - jesus, good luck getting this one out of bed and off to school in years to come

 

[Half Back Pocket]

Baby update?

 

[Barrels]

Baby update?

Few hours tops.

 

[Barrels]

Well troops, it's a BOY... 51.5cm and 4.1kgs with a healthy set of lungs!

 

[Joffaboy]

Congrats Unc.

Nice size. Hope the missus is feeling OK, bet she is happy to have the baby out after being a week overdue.

Good luck. A great day for your family

 

[TheLastEmperor]

Well troops, it's a BOY... 51.5cm and 4.1kgs with a healthy set of lungs!

4.1kgs!? Jesus christ I thought you had a child not a horse. Future St Kilda full forward. In all seriousness, Congrats!

Are you gonna wet the head tonight?

 

[Barrels]

4.1kgs!? Jesus christ I thought you had a child not a horse. Future St Kilda full forward. In all seriousness, Congrats!

Are you gonna wet the head tonight?

Ha! Only 143.5cm and 90.9kgs to go

Might get some sleep instead mate, but potentially sneak out for a bevvie across the road while the missus is asleep...

 

[Barrels]

Happy for all this to be shifted mods, so as not to offend joopster's sensibilities!

 

[Jack Stevens]

Well troops, it's a BOY... 51.5cm and 4.1kgs with a healthy set of lungs!

Only 143.5cm to go then
Congrats mate!

 

[dewah07]

What's his bigfooty user unc?

 

[Manimal_Dunstan]

What's his bigfooty user unc?

Little Barrels or maybe it is Big Mart......

 

[Hayes4PM]

What name are you going with Unc? Lenny or Reece? Must be a tough decision

 

[Joffaboy]

What's his bigfooty user unc?

Nephew Barrels?