No one does anonymity like us! We lead all the KPIs when it comes to anonymity.
If players want to escape from the football bubble, this is the place to do it:
- Want to escape footy talk everywhere you go? - 1st in the AFL (most Brisbane people can name the AFL team as the Lions and the home ground as the Gabba and that is ALL)
- Want to be out of the media spotlight? - 1st in the AFL (most Lions players have never fronted the media or even been asked a question by a journalist, except for the way to the nearest bar.)
- Tired of your private life being invaded when you are out? - 1st in the AFL (Tom Rockliff's dog has a bigger following than most of the players, probably including Tom Rockliff. to the average person, AFL players here are just another group of twenty-somethings.)
- Hate everything you do and say being analysed and speculated on? - 1st in the AFL (No one will know or care because no one will notice you. Stand behind a Broncos reserve grade player and you will be doubly safe from unwanted attention. Stand behind a Broncos star player and you could be nude with a tea cosy on your wanger and you still wouldn't be noticed.)
- Get bored having to deal with fans after autographs everywhere you go? - 1st in the AFL (Even at player signings, you won't get RSI in the wrist.)
- Hate when opposition fans give you a hard time when you just want to be left alone? - 1st in the AFL (Opposition fans won't know or care about you because you play for the Lions. If you get interrupted eating a meal out it will be by a rare Lions fan saying hi.)
James Aish doesn't want to escape the football bubble. He wants to be in the football bubble. The prince wants to be in the royal court. I am sure he feels he has been banished to the provinces being in Brisbane.