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Jul 24, 2021
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what is the benefit to having the holes in the jeans where the knees are?
I always keep a 50c piece in my pocket and when I see these d1ckheads with the wholly knees I give them the money and tell them its for a new pair of pants.
They get really weird looks on their faces as they try to explain they are making a fashion statement.
 

Obzerva

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I always keep a 50c piece in my pocket and when I see these d1ckheads with the wholly knees I give them the money and tell them its for a new pair of pants.
They get really weird looks on their faces as they try to explain they are making a fashion statement.

Are you sure the weird look isn’t because you’re choosing to carry coins?
 

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scoman

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I always keep a 50c piece in my pocket and when I see these d1ckheads with the wholly knees I give them the money and tell them its for a new pair of pants.
They get really weird looks on their faces as they try to explain they are making a fashion statement.
I have done similar to the lads in pants that finish about 5cm above the ankles. Very fashionable of course, but, just, why?
 

estibador

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I always keep a 50c piece in my pocket and when I see these d1ckheads with the wholly knees I give them the money and tell them its for a new pair of pants.
They get really weird looks on their faces as they try to explain they are making a fashion statement.

I have done similar to the lads in pants that finish about 5cm above the ankles. Very fashionable of course, but, just, why?

You devilish rascals. Was it the same look you gave the WW2 vets when they threw you some loose change so you could take in the hems of your bell bottoms?
 

Engimal v3

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I always keep a 50c piece in my pocket and when I see these d1ckheads with the wholly knees I give them the money and tell them its for a new pair of pants.
They get really weird looks on their faces as they try to explain they are making a fashion statement.
I have done similar to the lads in pants that finish about 5cm above the ankles. Very fashionable of course, but, just, why?

Well while we're on the topic of things that didn't happen, I rooted Alexa Chung
 

scoman

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You devilish rascals. Was it the same look you gave the WW2 vets when they threw you some loose change so you could take in the hems of your bell bottoms?
Haven't pegged me quite right there brother.My fashionable years were late 90's early 00's. Probably the least interesting period of time for clothing trends in history.
 

estibador

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Haven't pegged me quite right there brother.My fashionable years were late 90's early 00's. Probably the least interesting period of time for clothing trends in history.

The era doesn't matter, it's a recurring story as old as time itself.

As normal as you think it was, I'm sure there were oldies thinking what you wore was dumb too.
 

scoman

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The era doesn't matter, it's a recurring story as old as time itself.

As normal as you think it was, I'm sure there were oldies thinking what you wore was dumb too.
Ok Dad. Sorry I have been talking sh*t online. I'm off to bed.
:)
 

scoman

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Maybe.
But I never paid top dollar for clothes with holes in them.
I guess you are not in the market for something from the Derelicte range?
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Johnny Bananas

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I always keep a 50c piece in my pocket and when I see these d1ckheads with the wholly knees I give them the money and tell them its for a new pair of pants.
They get really weird looks on their faces as they try to explain they are making a fashion statement.
How old are you, that you think 50c gets you a new pair of pants?
 

sosos

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Thread now reminds me of a quote I always thought was a Slayer lyric but was actually said by a comedian, W.C. Fields: "I hate everyone equally"
 

sobrave

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3 pages of boomers making "swings both ways" jokes because the idea of someone being bisexual is novel to them, then an ultimate boomer drops in with a cringeworthy anecdote that never happened. The over 50 set should need a licence before being allowed on the interwebs
 

Meteoric Rise

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3 pages of boomers making "swings both ways" jokes because the idea of someone being bisexual is novel to them, then an ultimate boomer drops in with a cringeworthy anecdote that never happened. The over 50 set should need a licence before being allowed on the interwebs

Where the f*ck do you "me gen" descendants get off.

Not everyone born before 1999 is a baby boomer.

Plenty of us x gentlemen are grumpy old men too.

F*ck youth. Seriously, they can get f*cked.

Last night some youth gen pricks who are in an Airbnb 2 doors down from me decided to invite every schoolie on the Peninsula to a party on SnapCrap or whatever it is called.

Within minutes about 500 of the f*cking know-it-all gen turn up. Worse still they were all sober. That wasn’t bad enough the snotty nosed acceptance generation pr!cks had the temerity to call the police on me for making too much noise. Just f*ck off back to dancing to Wiggles songs ffs.

I was only watching a bit of harmless vintage porn. How the f*ck was I to know I had left my stupid f*cking WIFI speaker turned on in the front yard from when I was out weeding the garden earlier. 😱
 

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