GAME DAY - 2019 Fed election Goals and Clangers thread ALP 7.10.52 LNP 5.3.33 FT

[Badesumofu]

SmoCo in Chisolm just now launching a campaign for the Liberal candidate there (who barely rated a mention, apparently) '...I was just down at Bombay Curries picking up some chilies and things...'

He was trying to make a statement about multicultural small business owners, I think. A little bizarre. Just picking up some chilies on the campaign trail, for some purpose. Maybe he's got a kitchen on his campaign bus, maybe gonna whip up some Monday night curries, I guess.

Not sure it even counts as a clanger, just some cringey nonsense which no one will much notice because it's par for the course.

 

[Baltimore Jack]

Here is a classic

Look at the vehicle Joshie Boy is campaigning in

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Fun fact: Mumbai's name was changed from Bombay by right wingers

 

[SBD Gonzalez]

I'm not expecting 2007 Grand Final, closer to 2014 Grand Final.

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Very much looking forward to a 2014 grand final result that I’m very happy with.

 

[Pessimistic]

Window reflect on the EV shows it parked where a burger can be bought

Here is a classic

Look at the vehicle Joshie Boy is campaigning in


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[Crankyhawk]

I'm confused on 2 fronts...

1) With the way you are scoring, do you want a high score a low score? So with the ALP currently leading, am I right in thinking that it's the LNP who've made more gaffes?

2) How is Parke a goal, but Dutton just a behind? Dutton's was far worse - his will be talked about and remembered until election day. No one will remember Parke by next weekend.

I think it is low score wins

 

[Pessimistic]

It’s whatever you want. It won’t make a difference


Although the Dutton thing is potentially a 7 point play

 

[Rotayjay]

So the best attack on Labor's cancer policy Scummo can come up with is: 'Specialists will be left out of pocket.'

Honestly Mr Morrison, get out. Really shows what kind of man and what kind of barrel-scraping stand-for-nothing politician you are.

 

[Hank Scorpion]

Good to see that the Victorian Liberals have learnt their lesson from the state election and won't again launch political attacks on Safe Schools and LGBT people.

Just kidding.

A recording of comments made by the Liberal candidate for the Victorian seat of Chisholm appearing to describe LGBTI issues as "ridiculous rubbish" has emerged after she claimed yesterday that stories about it were "fake news" and not representative of her own views.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04...mments-on-same-sex-marriage-released/11004596

 

[HurleyHepsHird]

Good to see that the Victorian Liberals have learnt their lesson from the state election and won't again launch political attacks on Safe Schools and LGBT people.

Just kidding.



https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04...mments-on-same-sex-marriage-released/11004596

That's a clanger.

LNP in Victoria are an absolute mess.

 

[HurleyHepsHird]

So the best attack on Labor's cancer policy Scummo can come up with is: 'Specialists will be left out of pocket.'

Honestly Mr Morrison, get out. Really shows what kind of man and what kind of barrel-scraping stand-for-nothing politician you are.

They tried to pull the same scam as with the budget.

Claim a department has costed a policy, turns out to be a lie. Just the government asking for extrapolations on certain present conditions then shoe horning it into a scare.

 

[funk44]

That's a clanger.

LNP in Victoria are an absolute mess.

 

[HurleyHepsHird]

So what about Captain Getup?

Clanger, own goal or poster?

 

[Pessimistic]

So what about Captain Getup?

Clanger, own goal or poster?

Make a case

 

[HurleyHepsHird]

Make a case

Rightwing LNP front group allegedly aimed at combatting getup, goes in to bat for a candidate with known women issues (Abbott) against a female candidate (Zali Steggall) that has nothing to do with the Greens or getup.

Make obscene video with dumb mascot molesting a campaign poster, are forced to apologise and claim it was accidentally posted and never meant for public consumption.

Makes the group not only look like dishonest astroturfed wingnuts, not good honest concerned citizens fighting back against getups "dirty tactics", but makes Abbott look like a creep by association.

 

[Chameleon75]

Good to see that the Victorian Liberals have learnt their lesson from the state election and won't again launch political attacks on Safe Schools and LGBT people.

Just kidding.



https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-04...mments-on-same-sex-marriage-released/11004596

She’s a happy clapper, used the ssm campaign to try and convert by stealth, pissed off the Buddhist’s.

 

[Generalissimo]

So what about Captain Getup?

Clanger, own goal or poster?

Straight to the tribunal, no early guilty plea.

 

[Pessimistic]

If capt getup and his masters really are the Libs, won’t they confuse his poor dumb supporters?

I know I’m confused

 

[funk44]

So what about Captain Getup?

Clanger, own goal or poster?

You know you've ****ed up if your parody mascot requires a 5 minute explanation of what they are parodying and even after that you're still left scratching your head

 

[NSWCROW]

So Capt Getup got counted as a goal for Labor ???

 

[Baltimore Jack]

 

[iluvparis]

This scoring system is more complicated than Duckworth-Lewis

 

[Pessimistic]

So Capt Getup got counted as a goal for Labor ???

Tally is in the OP. Id say this is a goal but I don't know who for. depends how confused voters are

 

[NSWCROW]

Tally is in the OP. Id say this is a goal but I don't know who for. depends how confused voters are

Yeah good call , he was ******* disgraceful last night.
Was a goal for everyone BUT the libs

 

[NSWCROW]

Clanger ?