Garry Lyon's back

[Hawk Dork]

One crazy scenario that I dont claim to be true is
One celebrity ex footballer on big dollars snorts lots of marching powder out of his mates wifes butt crack
He gets sad because his mate and wife found out and it may end his career, as women and some men are offended by his actions and turn off.
So his manager/publicist says lets go away for a year, go into rehab, because the dole doesnt buy a lot of marching powder.
Your friends in the media will leave you alone
Grow a beard, lose the Armani suit/puffer jacket ,wear a no brand T Shirt, look a little humble,dishevelled and remorseful.
We will get you a job through one of your mates,we will get someone to interview you,after we get the questions in advance and we workshop the answers
The public will lap it up and forgive you.

*allegedly

This is just a fictional recreation

 

[Pessimistic]

That might make sense were the relationship not off-limits in his 'tell all' interview this week.



Once again, how convenient that as soon as Garry faces some criticism that the spotlight is too much for him. Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?

Also, she was his best mate's ex-wife, it's quite clearly more than "a single adult female."



Wow. Pretty pisspoor, gratuitous reference to something that has nothing to do with Garry Lyon.

What a quality human being you are.

Nothing wrong with diddling your mates ex wife

It's being delusional that you can keep you mate a well that's the kicker

 

[WUUBLY DUUBLY]

It's creepy listening to Lyon cast his aspersions about 'anything' in the media landscape.
At least Carey had the decency to let time have a amnesiac effect on the collective mindset of the listener and viewer.
Oh,but not our lovely Gary,he needs to be heard and seen to be passing judgement.
He's a twat!!

Yep...big hairy Gaz Lyon is a complete flogg. Loves himself at a heightened level. Full chkunt.

 

[WUUBLY DUUBLY]

Nothing wrong with diddling your mates ex wife

It's being delusional that you can keep you mate a well that's the kicker

Gaz has ploughed half of melb. Feel for his ex wife...putting up with him.

 

[WUUBLY DUUBLY]

I know enough about it. Unfortunately these days the "kiddy gloves" you mention go hand in hand with it, so Lyon uses that to avoid accountability for his actions.



So Lyon's depression went from manageable to crippling overnight, right at the time he was about to be outed? Spare me.



Who's saying there's no legitimate diagnosis? This is all about the timing of announcing it and the subsequent attempt at rebranding.

Just wait, Hird will attempt a similar revival this time next year.



Buddy got 3 strikes though, he had no choice but to play the mental health card.

Buddy shod have been banned for life.