Education & Reference GD Words of Wisdom

[Better Loosen Up]

I'll start

Never make eye contact while eating a Banana

 

[rocker_oz33]

Always loosen up.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Never go out with a loaded gun.

 

[Perth gal]

Wherever you are you're there.

 

[exe ex machina]

I'll start

Never make eye contact while eating a Banana

why not? gotta explain words of wisdom

 

[M Malice]

Let’s go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you’re thinking.

Having a dick is one of the most dangerous things on the planet. How many people are eaten by sharks each year? How many guys lose everything they've got because of their dick? Yet the Discovery Channel has Shark week every other ****ing month. Why doesn't it have Dick Week? That would be the scariest seven days in the history of television.

 

[Better Loosen Up]

Let’s go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you’re thinking.

Having a dick is one of the most dangerous things on the planet. How many people are eaten by sharks each year? How many guys lose everything they've got because of their dick? Yet the Discovery Channel has Shark week every other ******* month. Why doesn't it have Dick Week? That would be the scariest seven days in the history of television.

Alright... what've you done this time?

 

[Better Loosen Up]

why not? gotta explain words of wisdom

Some things are better experienced than put into words.

You should give it a try. For extra effect, look deep into the person's eyes before throwing in a wink.

 

[exe ex machina]

Some things are better experienced than put into words.

You should give it a try. For extra effect, look deep into the person's eyes before throwing in a wink.

i really dont get it. normally im pretty cluey with innuendos but im baffled on this.

 

[rank and file]

Never go out with a loaded gun.

Always smile at the man with a gun.

 

[Mofra]

Never eat yellow snow

 

[Shell]

Never eat yellow snow

Piss off was coming in here to say that.

 

[Shell]

Never eat brown snow?

 

[Better Loosen Up]

i really dont get it. normally im pretty cluey with innuendos but im baffled on this.

Nevermind GG.

By the way, given your wealth of life experiences, surely you must have some fascinating and thought provoking words of wisdom for all of us mere mortals?

 

[craigos]

Never sh*t where you sleep.

 

[perthblue]

wipe towards the balls, not away, for better anal hygiene

 

[rocker_oz33]

Always smile at the man with a gun.

Yep,smile like you mean it.

 

[rocker_oz33]

When you whip it , whip it good.

 

[Silent Alarm]

Wherever you are you're there.

Up there with 'it is what it is' or 'whatever will be, will be.'

I know I'm an idiot but I don't get it. Of course you're where you are or it is what it is. Most sayings are smart or witty when you first hear them. These ones are just repeating stuff.

 

[Perth gal]

Up there with 'it is what it is' or 'whatever will be, will be.'

I know I'm an idiot but I don't get it. Of course you're where you are or it is what it is. Most sayings are smart or witty when you first hear them. These ones are just repeating stuff.

Its just a joke really mate. Not everything has to be analyzed .

 

[Silent Alarm]

Its just a joke really mate. Not everything has to be analyzed .

Very wise words.

 

[twotooto]

i really dont get it. normally im pretty cluey with innuendos but im baffled on this.

Does that explain it for you?

 

[RelaxMax]

let it be

 

[exe ex machina]

Does that explain it for you?

hes licking the banana tho, the op was saying eating a banana

 

[norway blue]

Does that explain it for you?

I’m with GG. That pic he is licking and making eye contact. [emoji53]


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