Gee, it's grouse at AFL House!

[Mr Ripper]

We're such a shameless bunch of pricks
We killed the Roys in '96
And sold 'em to those Queensland hicks!
Gee, it's grouse at AFL House!

Our Taj Mahal's Colonial Stadium
It keeps us dry when it's raining 'n'
It's built over a dump of toxic uranium!
Gee, it's grouse at AFL House!

Every season we rig the draw
To aid the rich and rob the poor
If only we could pre-ordain the scores
Gee, it's grouse at AFL House!

Our umpy boss is Jeff The Giesch
He's run out of stock of whistle peas
So the men in white just don't pay no frees!
Gee, it's grouse at AFL House!

The chick that ran the AFL Members
Saw 'em all as money lenders
Now she's one of Crown's biggest spenders!
Gee, it's grouse at AFL House!

We'll fine any player, short or tall
For engaging in melees off the ball
So our major sponsor is now Barry Hall!
Gee, hee, hee, it's grouse at AFL House!

Gee, it's grouse!

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Just a never ending stream of talent! Onya Rip!!!

 

[SS11]

LOL your a legend Ripper (ps. love the first verse..and the first line) LOL

 

[Darky]

That was grouse!

 

[Diatribe]

Awesome. Can I have your permission Ripper to email that to the afl, the afl record, wayne jackson.

 

[Blues_Brat]

ROFLMAO!

Pure Gold Rips!

 

[lioness]

Ripper, as I just said, you're brilliant.

And I believe you have something to do for me............

 

[The Hitman]

The old Rip man was pourin' the beer
All the chicks just couldn't steer clear
The millions, they all cheer...
Gee it's grouse at Ripper's house!

Well done Rip...more quality stuff from you

The Hitman

 

[PiesPremiers]

Originally posted by The Hitman
"And I don't wanna slide into apathy, and I don't wanna die in captivity, but these monsters, follow me round, trying to wipe me out..."

you missed a line...

follow me around, hunting me down, trying to wipe me out..

 

[The Hitman]

What are you talking about...bloody Collingwood people, should learn to read properly

The Hitman

 

[dpinky]

lol, sensational

 

[Chris_23]

Superb Ripper.

 

[TheSchwatta_#2]

Funny stuff that!

10/10

 

[Hammy]

I'm EXCITED by that post

 

[seeeeeb]

Had a good laugh over that


Seb

 

[TigerTank]

Yes, Ripper. Very good indeed.

Hate the ad - love your version.

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Excellent stuff Ripper!

 

[DrPepper]

would have been fantastic in Shirtfront Rip. Excellente' moochacho!
10 out of 10!

 

[elt]

Originally posted by TigerTank
Hate the ad - love your version.

Couldn't agree more. Top stuff Ripper.

 

[Catman]

Originally posted by The Hitman
What are you talking about...bloody Collingwood people, should learn to read properly

The Hitman

Hitman, they just can't read, full stop!

 

[GoEagles]

Love your work Ripper - keep it coming