Geellonk's 2023 Failure thread

[Feraligatr]

Is this thread about Geelong, the MOST SUCCESSFUL club this century?

Geelong - not even the big(LOL) four COMBINED have won more flags since 2007.

How are Geelong more successful than Hawthorn?
Even if the barometer is 4 premierships that would make Geelong even with Hawthorn.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

How are Geelong more successful than Hawthorn?

In the same way that this guy is enjoying sailing

 

[STPer18]

The rest of us are already laughing hysterically at the fact that Geelol can't back up any of their modern 1peats and are going to miss finals altogether in their latest decades-long attempt

Now that's an A-grade subject switcheroo!

 

[STPer18]

How are Geelong more successful than Hawthorn?
Even if the barometer is 4 premierships that would make Geelong even with Hawthorn.

How are Geelong NOT the most successful? Who has won more than four this century? These aren't trick questions!

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Now that's an A-grade subject switcheroo!

Actually the topic of the Fred is the cause of your 2023 dumpster fire of a premiership defence

Looks like being too old, too slow and having a million $ forward who kicks 1 goals are the core issues

You're welcome

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

How are Geelong more successful than Hawthorn?
Even if the barometer is 4 premierships that would make Geelong even with Hawthorn.

Won more games, more Brownlow’s, more AAs, more MVPs, pretty much more of everything plus the praise of their GOAT player.

/thread

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[Scully2GWS UMAD]

Won more games, more Brownlow’s, more AAs, more MVPs, pretty much more of everything plus the praise of their GOAT player.

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/thread

Yeah but he said that before we won the flag last year, beautiful…

 

[MOONEY 21]

The rest of us are already laughing hysterically at the fact that Geelol can't back up any of their modern 1peats and are going to miss finals altogether in their latest decades-long attempt

You have 2 flags in 60 years. Stop talking.

 

[MOONEY 21]

How are Geelong more successful than Hawthorn?
Even if the barometer is 4 premierships that would make Geelong even with Hawthorn.

sometimes you have to explain simple things to simple minds.

Most premierships, best winning percentage. Most all australians, most brownlow medallists.

Not sure how to dumb that down enough so you can understand the sentence.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Most premierships

Horf 4
Gorf 4

NOGAF about your shitty individual awards voted on by panels of umpires and assorted w***ers. As worthless as your VAFA flags without a GF

3peat > 1peat. 1peats are for minnows like Footscray and the Aints. But if you want a real tiebreaker, there's always this:



Now that's settled, let's get back on topic: Geelonk's season 2023 failure

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Geelonk remain marooned in 9th, waiting, hoping that Collingwood will push the Crom below them so they can scrape back into the 8 for the first time since round 12

Meanwhile the logjam behind the 2O,2Ss is building up with Sydney now equal on % after belting Wurst Coast



Freo look set to jump up to 10th when the beat the Bummers

Not looking good for the OAPs

 

[STPer18]

So let me get this straight. After being our cushy little stepping stone on the way to each of our FOUR recent premierships, the Pies are going to do us yet another favour and get us into the 8? FAAARKIN LOL, have some self-respect.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Maybe. Haven't decided yet

Might just leave you out in the wilderness until you gain some much-needed humility

10 flags

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Maybe. Haven't decided yet

Might just leave you out in the wilderness until you gain some much-needed humility

10 flags

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Maybe. Haven't decided yet

Might just leave you out in the wilderness until you gain some much-needed humility

10 flags

2 flags in the last 7 decades. NOGAF about your success when you got to the match in a horse drawn cart.

/thread

 

[Triggering Tiger]

2 flags in the last 7 decades. NOGAF about your success when you got to the match in a horse drawn cart.

/thread

Your real team got spanked by 171 points yesterday you must be so proud of them?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

/thread

CRAPPY desperately trying to shut down a thread about Geelol’s 2023 season by talking about Collingwood

YOU CANT MAKE THIS s**t UP

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Meanwhile, back in the present...

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Meanwhile, back in the present...

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[Saveloy Rockstar]

If Cold Goats get up they'll be level with Geelol along with Crom and Freo

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Fold Coast won

 

[Triggering Tiger]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Reigning premiers only slightly better than Gold Coast #concerning