Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

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Nice fantasy, but in reality Geelong started a rebuild in 2012 (5 RS Nom's since then). Hawthorn failed in the PF in 2011 and hit their straps in 2012 (mostly due to under the table payments to 7 different players massively breaching the salary cap). Put any spin you'd like on it, make up Dank lies, do whatever helps you sleep at night. But remember one thing, you know I'm right.
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As per usual you're squibbing. How predictable.

I bet you're the kind of bloke that phantoms when its his time to shout.
Now you want a beer as well??? ... :D

PS - I'll take your bet straight up on these conditions
A. One week bet only
B. Avatar only - No sig!
C. I get option on the GF bet with you ... If by some miracle you guys progress (You'll get both the av & sig on that bet)


... this is taking a while Nicky! :D
 

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Colin Young (JOM's Manager) has come out today and stated GCS is only interested in players and not draft picks. Sicily and Breust for JOM is now looking very likely.

On the upside you'll get Mitchell for this years first rounder plus whatever you get for Hill (likely Freo's 2nd rounder). You'll get to keep your 2017 first rounder which is likely going to be in the top 4!
 

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Colin Young (JOM's Manager) has come out today and stated GCS is only interested in players and not draft picks. Sicily and Breust for JOM is now looking very likely.

On the upside you'll get Mitchell for this years first rounder plus whatever you get for Hill (likely Freo's 2nd rounder). You'll get to keep your 2017 first rounder which is likely going to be in the top 4!
Gee wizz GCS taking that deal in the poopa, Hawks off loading their garbage.
 

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Nice fantasy, but in reality Geelong started a rebuild in 2012 (5 RS Nom's since then). Hawthorn failed in the PF in 2011 and hit their straps in 2012 (mostly due to under the table payments to 7 different players massively breaching the salary cap). Put any spin you'd like on it, make up Dank lies, do whatever helps you sleep at night. But remember one thing, you know I'm right.
Much obliged for that amusing anecdote from the fantasy land your brain inhabits, in which no doubt VFA flags are worth counting & Tummy Porkins' point in the 2009 GF was really goal. :rolleyes:


 

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I'm gonna fill you in on a little 'industry' secret that is well kept from most fans. Players age. Yep, they grow older and with their advanced age they often lose the attributes that make them good footballers.

Hawthorn was at the beginning of their peak in 2012 (despite getting embarrassed at home in the GF vs the interstate Swanettes) and Geelong began a rebuild that very same year, after (at the time) having the oldest every premiership list in 2011.
Hawks won in 2015 with an older list than Geelongs of 2011. Why couldn't the Cats win in 12,13? Sorry I will let them off for 2012 as it is a fact the Cats were never good enough to defend a premiership in the AFL era.
 

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Are you ******* kidding me with this excuse-riddled bullshit??

Mate even now, this very year, members of the core of your 2007 team are still playing. Guys like Bartel, Selwood, Enright, Mackie & Lonergan.
At the time GC & GWS were plundering drafts you still had Ling, Mooney, Scarlett, Hunt, Milburn, Kelly, Ottens, Chapman, Stevie J, Stokes, Corey & Wojcinski on your list. Don't give me that rebuild bullshit because GC pillaged the draft in 2011 and GWS in 2012, years when your team was still at the top of its game, with almost all your 2007 team still there.



Let me tell you what REALLY happened.

First, the drugs Stephen Dank injected over the 2007 preseason gradually wore off and instead of physically bullying every other team in the comp like men against boys, you had to start outplaying your opponents because you could no longer out muscle them.

Second, you replaced a quality coach in Bomber Thompson with a third-rate excuse whore in Chris Scott.

Third and most importantly, Hawthorn finished its' mini-rebuild in 2012 and began spanking you with predictable regularity. Don't forget if not for us you would've been at least one flag richer, because we both know you would've rolled Freo comfortably in the 2013 GF.

So to summarize - the drugs wore off, you got a shit coach, Hawthorn resumed loving you not-so-tenderly in September, and that's why you've won sweet FA ever since while we went on to immortal fortune & glory.
Holy crap poor Nicky boy is going to need at least 10 stitches in his ravaged anoos.
 
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Nice fantasy, but in reality Geelong started a rebuild in 2012 (5 RS Nom's since then). Hawthorn failed in the PF in 2011 and hit their straps in 2012 (mostly due to under the table payments to 7 different players massively breaching the salary cap). Put any spin you'd like on it, make up Dank lies, do whatever helps you sleep at night. But remember one thing, you know I'm right.
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Nakia look at Bosk's little army of parrots, is this normal? I've only noticed this phenomenon since the straight sets exit
It's not new. He summoned an entire board after I tore his large collection of bandwagon supporter base a new one in the dynasty thread on the main board.

The bloke's a nutcase. He's spent his entire existence in this thread being wrong and posting delusion so it gives you some kind of idea as to what's occurring upstairs.
 

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It's not new. He summoned an entire board after I tore his large collection of bandwagon supporter base a new one in the dynasty thread on the main board.

The bloke's a nutcase. He's spent his entire existence in this thread being wrong and posting delusion so it gives you some kind of idea as to what's occurring upstairs.
The thing that worries me is he has groupies now. Charles Manson had groupies too.
 

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It's not new. He summoned an entire board after I tore his large collection of bandwagon supporter base a new one in the dynasty thread on the main board.

The bloke's a nutcase. He's spent his entire existence in this thread being wrong and posting delusion so it gives you some kind of idea as to what's occurring upstairs.
Was that the thread where you made a fool of yourself saying 3 in 5 was better than 3 in a row?

That was a funny thread. :D
 

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Reckon Jimmy will fit in well at Sydney next year ... sure all the King's Cross boys will love him!

... he's probably on the dog & bone to Stevie as we speak :thumbsu: .... "I just got dropped for that ****** Henderspud" :D:D:D
 
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