Geelong and Hawthorn record monumentally embarrassing 1300 page shitfight thread. (Part 2)

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I've gotta hand it to the Hawfies in here, they're putting up the bravest of fights here in an argument they can't possibly win...
And yet I have won all my arguments so far, although the likes of NickCC and STD certainly make it easy.
 

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What time tomorrow do we expect the Jordan Lewis trade to be finalised? Hawfies will probably try to save face for a while and drag in into the afternoon, but I reckon by midday it could be all done and dusted. Hawfs can then look to see what they can trade their picks 60 and 88 for, which is all they managed to gather from their two best players. :D
 

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What time tomorrow do we expect the Jordan Lewis trade to be finalised? Hawfies will probably try to save face for a while and drag in into the afternoon, but I reckon by midday it could be all done and dusted. Hawfs can then look to see what they can trade their picks 60 and 88 for, which is all they managed to gather from their two best players. :D
That's it, let it all out :$ Your melts are all the culmination of those knockout finals losses :D So good to see.
 

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You lost one in that post.
Never fear, I'm expecting him to provide some obscure measurement involving 1.2 champion data points, Leigh Matthews and something he read at the library as he tries to convince us these trades somehow don't "matter" very soon.
His white flag was raised pages ago, now you should sit back and watch his total capitulation Hitler style where he mans up enough to pull the trigger himself and so bravely puts you on ignore. :D:thumbsu:
 
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If Lewis leaves I'd rather see him play for an up & coming team like Melbourne than rot in the cesspit known as GC. Actually its relatively fortunate that he & Mitch may be playing for the Dees & West Coast who are easily the two opposition teams I'm most fond of. Don't think I could handle seeing either running around for Geelong or Essendon*. :)



What's funny is this trade period's been worse for the Cats. They're forced to trade Kersten & Vardy for next to nothing, keep Motflop due to lack of interest & keep Bartel because he turned off his phone.

Geelong, 2017

Defenders

Lonergan, cooked
Mackie, cooked
Bartel, cooked
Taylor, almost cooked

Midfield

Dangerwood - MUST play well in big games or the Cats lose
The rest - potato farm

Forwards

Porkins - Agile as a beached whale
Motlop - Lazy & doesn't want to be there
Menzel - 3 knee recos
Stanley - inconsistent & injury prone

So basically Geelong are a team with 2 good midfielders, 1 good (albeit obese) forward, and 1 good (albeit almost cooked) defender. The rest are trash. No discernible depth whatsoever except in the midfield where they have an abundance of C to D grade spuds like Smedts, Horlin-Smith & Guthrie.

Why are they scrambling to bring in more mature age mercs like Deledio when the majority of their best 22 is obviously not up to par??
 
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Geelong 2007..?

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But even more funny is that this cooked team of Geelong potatoes with only 2 good midfielders went further than the 3x premiership all-stars tho aye..??? o_O:huh::drunk:



The opposition fear is palpable...
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If Lewis leaves I'd rather see him play for an up & coming team like Melbourne than rot in the cesspit known as GC. Actually its relatively fortunate that he & Mitch may be playing for the Dees & West Coast who are easily the two opposition teams I'm most fond of. Don't think I could handle seeing either running around for Geelong or Essendon*. :)



What's funny is this trade period's been worse for the Cats. They're forced to trade Kersten & Vardy for next to nothing, keep Motflop due to lack of interest & keep Bartel because he turned off his phone.

Geelong, 2007

Defenders

Lonergan, cooked
Mackie, cooked
Bartel, cooked
Taylor, almost cooked

Midfield

Dangerwood - MUST play well in big games or the Cats lose
The rest - potato farm

Forwards

Porkins - Agile as a beached whale
Motlop - Lazy & doesn't want to be there
Menzel - 3 knee recos
Stanley - inconsistent & injury prone

So basically Geelong are a team with 2 good midfielders, 1 good (albeit obese) forward, and 1 good (albeit almost cooked) defender. The rest are trash. No discernible depth whatsoever except in the midfield where they have an abundance of C to D grade spuds like Smedts, Horlin-Smith & Guthrie.

Why are they scrambling to bring in more mature age mercs like Deledio when the majority of their best 22 is obviously not up to par??
You always know the Hawk are on the back foot when Bosk chimes in with a wall of text deflection.
 

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OK I'll simplify it for you.


Geelong has 4 quality players, three dozen potatoes, and depth as thin as a cheese cracker.
I'll put it more simply. This was enough to beat the Hawks twice this year. Gee that must sting.
 

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....because Dangerwood carried the rest of your passengers week in, week out. A team so reliant on 2 players is never going to win a flag- so why are you topping up?? o_O
I reckon you should try thinking long and hard about the content you post for a change instead of your usual desperate grabs for attention that fool nobody.
 
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